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Don't worry, this is nothing like Nicaragua.
It's fun to hear them. That's why I say them.
Goodbye, MacGruber.
And of course, in this line of business, anything can happen.
Kick off your boots And drink a few Molsons
But, trust me, there's nothing to Garver.
It's Time...
'Cause the trunk is filled with over 75 pounds of homemade C-4 explosive...
It's a veritable dream team of killers.
That was nice work with that lncredi-Mop.
Shoot!
Fuck the brass!
THE GAME HAS CHANGED BY THE PLAYERS ARE THE SAME
because sticking a piece of fucking celery up your ass...
We were so in love.
Control room! Now!
I'm gonna shoot!
That handsome guy.
What?
I'm so sorry, Casey.
Yes, Mr. President.
The only record I'm gonna break...
Let's move!
MacGruber!
I mean, yeah, but l know you're not into it, so.. .
Mac, you're our only hope.
Do you, Casey Janine Fitzpatrick...
Great. Can't wait to hear it. Practiced it in a mirror. It is ready to go.
Pat Robertson. Dead at the age of who the fuck cares
One thing I do know, at the end of the day, Cunth...
We need a new point of entry.
Let's see, we got Molsons...
Sorry, Lieutenant. Two people don't make a team.
Okay. Just let me do the talking. Sorry.
Oh wait that didn't happen to me Because I'm not a fucking retard
Charchenko?!
What's wrong, MacGruber?
That means number two.
I'm in.
Oh, thanks. Because before you said something...
and they see that it's not me...
He's taken.
- No, thanks. - What?
Oh, good. I love disaster movies.
Okay, so once we take out the guards...
What the hell is that?
It's cute that you're still thinking about that, Vicki.
Here you go, MacGruber.
for, like, an entire nuclear winter.
Let's move!
Look, I'm taking you off the case.
Launch commencing in three minutes.
Sure. Anything else?
there's my kids again. #mykids. oh we all miss you!
BJ putting on fast, firm, grainy Florida greens
And I think it will be received loud and clear.
Mac, you've turned into a liability.
But I also have one of the greatest young military minds around.
This is a very tall order.
then you're sorely mistaken.
Look at this wire. Where does this go?
That was beautiful, Vicki.
you blame the government for the death of Casey...
Never ever say, Never ever. Okay, follow me.
No, no, no.
What?
Yes.
MacGruber, your toilet is disgusting.
Oh!
- Sorry about that. - Really.
So did I. But I'm not.
Maybe Even Slightly Before You
One...
you'll get the courage to tell him how you feel.
How did you know I was wearing a bulletproof vest?
It's beautiful, honey.
And three is a crowd, that's true.
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MacGruber Ride like Blues clues
Oh, I would love to, but the van's pretty full.
Fuck you, dickhead
Once again, I win. You lose.
That's it.
It's fun to say them.
I'm the best chance you got.
and you.
I need CE CJ STAT!
For tyranny... I make the time
Really? I thought that was clear.
Because, Lieutenant, we need the best.
Oh, that's right. You got me. Past tense. They were...
I'm never, ever gonna do that.
MacGruber, I was so worried about you.
Don't worry, l'm gonna keep a real low profile.
but the players are the same!
what I should have done 10 years ago.
I'll do it. I'll kill her. I will snap her neck.
I have to...