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Well, how old are you ?
It's my shitting bus, all right ?
This is Arthur. We're looking for a new daddy. Any shape, size, colour.
You should see someone about that.
I just wanted to win.
Hi. Claire.
Mrs Matthews, you wanted to see me ?
# And around
I look old.
You slag ! (LAUGHS)
So, you'd better get your big, chubby old eyes done before then.
# Do something quite spontaneous It's time to take a ride
# With lots of things in that you can't really find
We're quite happy. Settled.
# Get on down, you gotta help us go stumbling round
< Atalanta !
We'll have a daddy soon, sweetheart.
Come on.
..short bloke.
Better-looking ? I've been going to the gym, doing the pecs and tum.
LIFT BELL
You meant 42.
STOPS RINGING
It's me, me, me with you lardy-eyed whingeing patients.