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I was too hard on him.
Um, you know, Ted is kind of against guns.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
The guy still won't eat a damn pancake.
It's pancakes day.
Okay, I'll do it! Stop being a couple.
Oh, but it's okay to hand him a nine millimeter?
For a while.
So... stupid, man.
This has been "holding it together"?
You can see credit card activity from, like, two hours ago.
It's all part of the story.
Was there a hot tub at your uncle's place?
Marshall? Tell Ted that--
And money for pizza.
Already?
And the only way that I can do that is if...
with images of other women's boobs.
So soft. So warm.
That's how long it took me to get right about here.
In fact, take my car.
You are the miserable, whining, shampoo-sniffing ghost of Marshall,
and Lily's gone and nothing else even remotely important happened last night,
Oh, here we go.
Those credit card charges were the only remaining connection I had to her.
I was. I was so high, I thought you were the dean.