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- Quinn! Quinn! - Rembrandt: Come on, man!
What did you have in mind?
Oh, isn't this an honor?
It's a converted college campus now used
You selected me for this post.
Welcome to the revolution.
What's... what's going on? What's happening?
Oh, and about the timer, I got to warn you!
like Chernobyl or NASA,
...you die. Ready, aim...
We can all try to get home now.
Very well,
I know you've been sworn and I have read your complaint.
All right, move it!
honing my considerable intelligence
- (blower buzzing) - Jake! Jake!
Now, open the gate.
- "Q-Ball"? - Right, he's got this gizmo
Woman: Let go of me, let go of me!
Jeez, 7:25 and I'm out here
My apologies, sir.
Professor: As even the most intellectually impoverished physicist knows,
The Sino-Soviet Empire swept the globe.
hit the ground running.
What? What's going on?
Get out of my class!
Forgive the formality, sir. I was only following...
in English this time?
Please take off your hat.
Maybe that's why we should keep it a secret.
19 minutes, 40 seconds ago,
Wait a minute, that don't sound right.
Friends of the state will always be rewarded.
I never know when you're home or not.
unpublished,
♪ Cry like a man. ♪
Maximillian Arturo.
or should I say, "Captain"?
(beeps)
- (Professor laughs) - Just kidding.
(groans)
- (watch beeping) - Oh, I got to go. Wife's waiting.
(distant sirens wail)
That's the only reason you're not on the streets already.
and finally see what's on the other side.
All right. Close her up.
(whimpers)
Trust me. I'm going to get you home.
- Man on TV: Excuse me, Ann. - Woman on TV: Hello, Claude.
(yawns)
and how much fun we'd have exploring them.
to earn you a job in some disaster-prone part of the world
Sorry.
But, what are these trucks doing here?
If you ask me, Professor Arturo's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is.
(siren approaching)
in the basement of this...
Where do I sign up?
Y'all need exact change, is that it?
The litigants for our next case are now on their way into the courtroom.
Come on.
You, against the wall!
Computer hell? I did you a favor.
I will overlook your impertinence this time.
Yeah, yeah, right. I got to catch a cab.
Let's begin with your alias.
Doug Llewellyn: This is the plaintiff, Pavel Kurlienko.
Please, come in.
September 26th... I've been thinking about sending "Schrodinger" through.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.