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But I do want to take a couple more marketing classes
And you, of course, know Broadway.
-Your phone isn't ringing. -No, it is. It's vibrating.
[Kenya] I'm serious. I don't know if you know this,
Is that enough? Can I go higher than that?
I guess that's cool. Just one more time. Do it right.
And the job market looks at every black man like we're criminals,
You know, this family's thriving,
Yay!
-'Kayla. Leeza. -Hi.
♪ Where my niggas is at? Where my niggas is at? ♪
Yeah, I'm vegetarian.
That's me. Right here, sir.
Don't look at me like that with your judgment and your jug of water.
[woman] Oh, my God. Okay. He got it.
What?
You know, we have learned so much. It's incredible.
-Is she? -Yeah, definitely. Your wife is a queen.
I'm telling you, gay niggas have a better life.
♪ While they makin' up facts You rakin' up plaques ♪
Oh, my fucking God, dude. You gotta be kidding me.
Stoicism.
name an amazing black dad.
♪ Win, yeah ♪
Black dads not only have to fight the many battles of fatherhood,
-You do not have six children. -I do. I do.
Pops can't catch because I never played catch with him.
So, Friday. Gonna be a big one.
You are a diversity hire.
It's gonna get you! It's gonna get you!
Mom! Mom! Mom!
I rummaged through your trash
that probably should not travel, and fried chicken?
-He's got a quick turnaround. -You have a shirt guy?
Who's it gonna shoot? It's gonna shoot you.
Just as a rule.
Your writers' room's nice.
A little game of catch.
No, I'm not okay, man.
which is a little less funny.
I didn't even hang our son's picture up. That's fucked up, dude. Seriously.
Okay, I would actually like to take this moment,
What is happening right now, Chlo?
♪ You either with me or against me, ho ♪
♪ Let's have a good time ♪
♪ Wait ♪
Pay me!
small yacht?
[laughing]
That was not a racist thing to say.
he was so busy working, he was never really around.