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["Blood on the Leaves" by Kanye West playing]
Hey, attaboy, champ.
but I don't think the black fathers get the same presumption of goodness.
-It's Mikayla. -[Joya] Mikayla.
[gunfire on television]
during the NBA Finals.
So rumor has it that
That's so cool!
I know what she was up to.
He didn't even ask if he was okay.
so that she could be closer to her football-player boyfriend,
with relatively no concerns?
[all laughing]
-Fuck! -God, are you okay?
Okay.
In other news,
I have a plan. Ridiculous.
Okay, Broadway, cool. Well, nice to see you, as always.
to his son,
I mean, whenever he was home, he was so tired we never did shit.
Of course I knew!
and I was like, "You know what? Fuck you."
[Broadway] Hm!
Check it out! Check it out! Check it out!
See a lot of interesting faces out here.
Help me out on this one, bro.
That story had so much--
Could I be more hands-on like Jo is with the kids?
Fucking chant?
Only reason I didn't do that college game everybody else in Hollywood was doing
Trash.
-[man] Yeah. -[Kenya] Yeah. There is. There is.
Um... okay.
You realize how much shit I had to do to get you in there?
Gotta be fucking kidding.
No, you're being ridiculous.
-[chortling] -Oh, my God.
Especially Mikayla.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, sir! -[Jerome] Is that it? Is that--
Brooklyn's birthday is August 9th?
And now, like my life, it's a swing and a miss. Fuck!
Why can't I get praised for being a great writer,
One in fucking four.
♪ I knew I'd meet death Before I'd let you meet harm ♪
["La Cucaracha" plays from food truck]
My point being is, don't you think it's weird how
I work my nails to the bone for you,
-[Leeza] That tracks. -[Joya] Yeah. Yeah.
Being a black dad does put you at a disadvantage.
I lend my success to you.
Oh, my God. I knew we could do it. I mean, you. But we.
But they're still our kids.
-These aren't my size either! -I think you got all the sizes wrong.