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"How's Agnes? How's Bert? How's the office?"
-To the hunt. -To the hunt.
Well, then...
Hope you wore clean underwear, Bertie.
-The windy city. -It's not that windy.
I must be doing my job.
We're not exactly the hot-tub crowd, but your old dad here...
How?
I hate to sound like a doctor...
Oh, the doctor.
Or seductive.
-What? -Body language.
Excuse me while I procure some more cocktail franks.
What do you mean by "some woman thing"?
I snapped seven wishbones last week.
Well, maybe Miss Hayes can teach you how to put on makeup.
Hot hors d'oeuvres, anyone?
Did you check under the coffee table in the living room?
...on the sheik and me.
-How are you doing? -Okay.
-What's your poison? -Mineral water's fine.
...getting shanghaied from a party by a woman like you--
I just found out I'm pregnant.
And he says, "To help people?" And he kind of laughs, and he says:
Okay, Maddie?
...hollering, slamming doors, just like she never left.
A cold-blooded killing machine.
...until I get to the office and then, maybe when I get there...
She's a terrific woman, sir.
Goodbye.
Oh, he sent you in here.
-It's none of your business. -I beg your pardon.
-Thanks. I don't want to intrude. -I won't take no for an answer.
Now we'll see who the squirt is, bucko.
...and buys generic toilet paper.
I'm much better, it was a mustard-gas factory.
...that's what doctors do."
...lo make something happen, only nothing you try works...
...thrusts her body down into the moist sand...
It's that lizard, MacGilicuddy. That satyr, that one-eyed Jack.
-Oh, my goodness. -Now, now, none of them bite.
All right.
The man is a philandering, womanizing glutton...
Do you like to drive fast? Is there a radio?
Unless you're chicken.