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Bend your knees.
Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag, Mr. Addison.
Excuse me?
-Hello. -Hi, dear.
I got a feeling, deep down in my bones...
So I'll tell you what, Maddie...
Maybe they're talking or something. Oh, there's the car door.
I love doughnuts, Mr. Addison.
Write Mr. Haven a cheque, please.
...hasn't forgotten how to shake up a pretty good margarita.
I admire your strength, MacGilicuddy.
So, what is it?
They're talking to us, Bert.
-...doesn't it? -Well, see...
Nope.
Maddie.
I didn't know how I was ever gonna be able to face myself in the mirror again.
Or is the happy seaman the guy with a doughnut in every port?
I mean, that's the way nature's supposed to work.
Would you explain to me why a 36-year-old woman...
But let me look at you.
You know, they actually have Rolodex cards on the bar...
Gotta go.
One gets his shoes shined twice a week...
...and you're going to laugh and have a wonderful time.
Dump the drink down your throat, Bert.
-You did. -Opal wants to be a model.
Although in the AV Club, we used to call her Haddie Mayes.
Not only is it very nice of you girls to invite us back to your place...
Now? Why can't Carmelita do it?
Very good, Viola. Chicago.
...is stopping off at Trader Joe's on the way home...
--he's sitting there saying, "Why do you wanna be doctors?"
Mom.
I don't think so.
-Where are you going? -To the bathroom.
Fortunately, I happen to have a couple extra parachutes in my wallet.
-A get-together. -A shindig.
And buy those two young ladies down there something...
I don't know. There's not much to see.
We'll continue this later?
It's not that Genvieve isn't delightful...
...Carrol Accounting. We spoke, remember?
Miss Hayes certainly hasn't seen the last of us.
Pikeville Kentucky
Yeah, well, I guess I can dip up something like that.