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Wait. lf you're not going, l don't have to go. l'm not a nature girl.
So...breakfast, anyone?
We travelled all the way from London for this?
l won't do that again, no matter how brave you are.
lf we're getting Mom and Dad back together, we've got to do it fast.
Up to your room. Now.
This octopus is destroying me with its cum and tentacles
Part of our family?
Right. Fine. lf that's the way you want it,
No way.
Does everyone here know something l don't know?
- Home again. - Thank you.
- How about a martini? - How about a double?
Wait a minute, l thought this was a boys' camp.
And this is Nick's adorable daughter Hallie.
lf you ask me, she's better at selling herself than the grapes.
lt's the least l can do. Really. Please.
What am I supposed to do for three days? Sit home and knit?
There's a whole day devoted to celebrating fathers.
Guilty
I dare you to jump into the lake completey naked With this dildo in your butt
wait a minute, i thought this was a boys’ camp.
No, actually, that's where we're eating.
T. H. E. M. Get the picture?
l didn't know you wanted me to.
- OK, this is it. - Find out how Mum and Dad met.
Until tomorrow
What are we both doing here You both will strip naked and have lesbian sex in the water
- Say hello to your father for me. - l will.
Why don't you lie down?
What am l supposed to do, sit home and knit?
Inspection!!
OOOH YEAH
- Did you know l also collect wine? - Really?
IT WAS A HAIRDRYER! OH, RIGHT.
An 11-year-old is cutting my hair!
l only have a mother, and you only have a father.
Hello pet You may call me… aunt Vicky
The head nurse spoke up
l mean, you know, for eight weeks...
- You OK? - Oh, yeah.
On the day l was born
Thanks.
You look stressed, Baby.
- Mom, your suitcase is empty. - Oh, right, sorry.
YOU’RE BACK!
fuck yarn
- Morning, girls. - Morning, Marvas.
and spend the rest of the day in Harrods?
- Nice catch. - Thank you.
- Bye, Pop. - Bye, Hal.
And make Mister Parker's a double.
You ladle, l'll serve.
currently
So, did you find something to talk about while l was gone?
- Am l missing something here? - This is one small world.
- Four of us? - After, we'll tell you who's who.
Oh, by the way, Mer, l think there's something on your head.
Of course. l understand it's a local charity?
Sprout's used to strange women riding her.
Mildred, can you hold on for a moment?
- You do? - You're young, beautiful and sexy.
ls if he sees you again.
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monster filling you with com until it exploreds out of you
Thank you, Martin.
- l didn't know she was your fiancée. - How did you two meet?
Well, l'm quite grown up now and quite without a father.
lmmediately? Are you nuts? l've only had one day with her.
ls there something going on here? Because l'm stunned to see you,
I think I just drank...taaahh
- Move aside, dear. - No, really. l insist.
Them.
You know the real difference between us?
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monster filling you with com until it exploreds out of you
You were telling me why you brought me here without telling your father.
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Right. And then l'll...
And what a coincidence that we're all here on the same weekend.
l wanted to talk to you about something.
l die a little
What's the dare Jump in Lake Butt ass naked
Chessy!
And l wanna talk to you about my mother. What about Meredith?
- Allow me to assist you. - Wait!
l'll be 12 soon. How old are you?
Proud of it, babe
He doesn't talk about her, but l know she was really beautiful.
I love you, Michaela!!! Now Now Now!!!
- How far away is your home? - Oh, the other end of the country.
- Martin! What are you doing? - Going for a dip. Do you mind?
Me 5min in to work
- He is? - lt's disgusting.
This is Nick's daughter, the one l've told you about.
- OK. - Are you hungry?
l'll wait until breakfast. What are we having?
What are you doing here?
Well, your eyes are much closer together than mine.
Years from now, when l'm grown up,
- Tell me about it. - How old are you?
Said, ''Leave this one alone''
And that nose! Well, don't worry. lt can be fixed.
This feeling that remains
Yeah, sure. Let's get this show on the road.
Well, pasta it is.
Now where did she go?
L is for the way you look at me
;) ;)
l doubt it, but thanks. Thanks for bringing me, Martin.
Proud of it, babe
I'm not mature enough for this
That's it. l am taking one large sleeping pill and going to bed
Who must be in the know
Don't freak out, OK? l think we should switch places.
Time to break up this love fest. Annie, Hallie...
Hey, Mom, did you know that Concorde takes half the time?
l have pierced ears.