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“I’m scaring the snakes away.”
6 lbs 11 oz 21 inches long, this is how I look at her!
Grandfather?
What are you, Robert DeNiro? Yes, I am talking to you.
Honestly, Dad, the woman's a complete stranger to me.
Not from you. Don't think l can't see right past those angelic faces.
Hey, how’s it going over there?
He's kind of my best friend. We do everything together.
What would you like? Anything? lt doesn't matter.
l'll take a whack at it.
- Did you tell her? - No.
Good doggie. So, Meredith, these the folks?
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monster filling you with com until it exploreds out of you
Wow! lt's even better than the pictures.
Missing you already, queen of my heart.
Get the picture?
lt's great to see you, Dad.
l haven't heard from Nick Parker in over 11 years.
Yes, collect call to America, please.
That's it. l am taking one large sleeping pill and going to bed.
Brilliant.
- Ow! - Let me help you with that.
Hal, come here.
I am ready for my sex punishment You can get fucked by an octopus for an hour
My dad still calls me Lizzie. Yeah, l've been...been terrific.
So long as l'm livin', true love l'll be givin'
Dad, what's Meredith doing here? Your mother invited her.
Oh, gosh! lt's him.
Dennis Quaid can make My asshole his home, kiddo
What she really meant...
- Now, what's this all about? - Well, it's a long story.
Well, it really doesn't matter any more.
What are we both doing here You both will strip naked and have lesbian sex in the water
Are you sure there isn't anything you wanna talk to me about?
Well, l could keep them for half the year, then you...
- Just put it down. - OK, OK. l'll put it down.
You sent us to the same camp, and the whole thing just sort of spilled out.
Whenever I meet someone new.
we actually did it!
Hello. You're back so soon.
Look.
- That's the lunch bell. - l'm not so hungry any more.
- He's an American. - No kidding!
He does? Thanks. l'm done.
Well, that part l remember perfectly.
Proud of it, babe
You must've grown three inches, l swear, in six weeks.
l knew you were gonna ask me all these questions one day. Taxi!
How did you get over there? Oh, first day of camp.
- Do you have a first aid kit? - Yeah, of course.
You don't think she even really likes him?
I would say that's a definite possibility
Got on my very first 747 and...you didn't come after me.
- Arapaho. - Same as me!
Oh, God. I Hope She Likes Me.
What did we do, Dad? We were right behind you.
OK, all set? Have fun, everyone.
He's everything you ever wanted for your little girl, plus millions more.
Here's our proposition. We go back to Dad's house, pack our stuff,
You know what's interesting?
Yes, l did. The man went completely ashen,
- What do you mean getting married? - Tie, gown, the whole enchilada.
OK, but hurry. l've got to talk to you.
Whoa, Sprout!
- Take care of yourself. - Yeah, l will.
- The F-word? - My father.
- OK, Dad. - OK, Hal.
We say goodbye
I feel like practically a new woman.
Haunted Halls Green Hills Sanitarium
What?!
But she was on her honeymoon with her husband in Bora Bora
OK. He was quite lovely, to tell the truth.
Welcome home, kiddo.
When you realize the mile run is today
Right fine thats the way you want it Someone have anal sex with me now
- What happened to your hair? - Cut it. Do you like it?
Deal me in.
And why do you keep saying ''Dad''?
T.H.E.M
Martin! What are you doing?
OK, that was quite a show! l think we got ourselves a new camp champ.
l agree. The ex-wife in the next sleeping bag is weird.
and she chooses today to show up totally zonked.
Hal! Are you speaking French?
I'm not mature enough for this
Hello. Hello to you.
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monsters will fucked you until buckets of com cum out of you
No, l'd love it.
That feels nice.
when did I arrive at camp walden
- Hello? - What's up?
My pet monster filling you with com until it exploreds out of you
Proud of it, babe
Pardon me, I believe I just drank... tar
Where you grow grapes to make wine. That's what we do, me and my dad.
l'm not marrying her because she's Annie Oakley.
OK, this is it.
That's why we have the solution that we have.
Here’s to you May your life be far less complicated than mine
Oh, she's so beautiful.
Bad to the bone...
- List of fruits and vegetables. - Check, check.
Chessy, l changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
Whatever you say cruelly
- Whoa! That's my kind of woman. - Yo, tie-dye girl!
You didn't grab your duffel before the apes tossed it into the heap.
- Who's that? - Oh, that's my dad.
Allez, au revoir. Come in.
Last time l saw you, you had diaper rash. You're all wet.
What's your dad like? ls he one of those workaholic types
Never buying a Father's Day card, never sitting on their father's lap,
You rang?
- Hey, how's it going over there? - Oh, everything's quite lovely here.