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Or why your appetite's changed?
When your trauma makes you believe you’re unlikable.
- l really am sorry. - We are, too, Dad. Really.
What Shall I Do, I Have An Idea I'll Go to the Cineworld Cinemas and See Ice Age, Three I Have Tickets to go see it, It Starts at 3:30 Today, It's Three O'Clock Right Now, So Let's Go Now
Hey, Hal!
You wanna go get a popsicle or something?
Oh, man!
She didn't get me.
l'll see you guys next summer. l promise.
lt's Daddy's-Getting-Remarried 101.
A Vinyard A whatyard
while he's wrapped around another woman is not what l had in mind.
Why are you looking at her like that?
Nice naked body Thanks but I'm 12 years old
What are we both doing here You both will strip naked and have lesbian sex in the water
That's why l need to do it. We've got to break the ice sometime.
We actually did it.
A human robotic arm could bring signs of life by 2045. By around 2030-2029 a microchip could be injected into a human brain.
- OK, l'm all set, Mom. - Great. Me, too. Almost.
Don't panic! You look great.
But she was on vacation with her family in Bora Bora
- Let me help YOU! - Why did you do that?
The man l saw in the elevator had no idea we were on the same planet,
He'll meet us tomorrow at the Stafford Hotel in San Francisco.
Because you've shown me
This is the real deal, and nothing you do can come between us.
All right, girls, shake hands. Come on, girls.
_
- You're from California? - Do you live in Hollywood?
- Gosh, she's heavy. - She's also, like, snoring.
And they gazed in wild wonder
Eight weeks really is too long. A lot's been happening.
Your evil clone sneezed all the way across the mess hall this morning.
Love is all that l can give to you
but, er...you don't seem as stunned to see me.
Oh, gosh! lt's stuck!
And what am I supposed to do for three days, sit at home and knit?!
when i see female girl nudes :]
That’s it. I am taking one large sleeping pill and going to bed.
- No wisecracks, please. - And l'm Martin, your sommelier.
- Who? - You.
lt started so fast.
My, my. That's incredibly soon, isn't it?
You sure you know what you're doing?
Can Have Popcorn Soda and Snack Please Okay
Well, what's that you're using? Here, let me see that.
He's the kind of man l always planned on marrying.
Ask...them.
Don't worry about the bouquet. You're married now.
Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff, you'll help me.
A girl needs more than a half a crumpled photograph.
l'm sorry, l can't handle this.
Vis very, very extraordinary
Here's your Martini and your bill, Miss James.
Honey, l'm really glad you're here.
GIRLS!!! WE'RE TAKing a picture!!
Honey, we have kind of a sticky situation.
That's beautiful. Just how it falls, just down there.
Unfortunately, there were no mountain lions up there, I guess.
You do?
- How small? - Hi, Mer.
- Yeah? - lnspired. Brilliant.
EVERYONE I'M NAKED WILL SOMEONE GIVES A BIG DICK IN MY PUSSY
Butt naked
Right Down The Middle
Sorry, Dad.
What?
l'm not mature enough for this.
Tell you what, l'll make you a deal.
oh god, i hope she likes me
Hello, pet. You may call me Aunt Vicki.
Think so little of me...
- l'll save you a seat, Annie. - Thanks.
Hal! Are You Speaking in French?
- Great. - Meet you in the bar in ten.
Wear your shirt like this. l like it when l can see a little chest hair.
Right.
- You sounded just like me. - l'm supposed to. Go on. Just do it.
Sammy!
From now on
An everlasting love for me, whoa
l wanted to know what you were like, and Hallie wanted to know Mum, and...
That's it - I'm taking one large sleeping pill and going to bed.
Yo tie dye girl
- Oh, hello. How are you? - Hi, there.
No, no, no. That's perfectly perfect. Have fun. Someone ought to.
OK, l'll take two.
Come on, you guys.
Girls, why don't you let your father and l talk alone, OK?
At least l'm not putting salt in the sugar shakers.
Oh, yeah.
l'll take care of it, Martin. Thank you.
- They look alike! - Look at them!
Neither one of our parents ever got married again.
Love was made for me and you
You and me
taking one large sleeping pill and going to bed
- Darling! You all right? - l had one sip too many, l guess.
l'll never let you go
l can't. l want more time with Mom.
Hal, this is Meredith Blake.
Hi, Sammy!
- Dad! - l thought you were with Meredith?
You do need a mother, which brings me to...
Come on, ladies, let's not be damsels in distress.
- You're not? - No, but l am.
- What? Oh, no. - No!
I beg your pardon I think I just drank tar
l had to tell a little white lie to get him out of something.
when you hit a shot near the line and your opponent asks how you saw it
- Come on! Come on! - OK.
Me on a first date
Honey, Elizabeth designs wedding gowns. She's making...mine.
A baby's first words are always ''da-da''.
Matt’s smile.
Everyone your slutty sex slave is here