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around all that equipment.
we're on a hard-to-hear conference call.
And I'm all, Welcome to the party, pal!
I actually have two sisters named Theresa,
First Americans for Turtle Island.
At least, that's what my guests will think
- Congratulations. - (CLAPS)
Also, iTunes suspended my account,
What would you do
who has never beaten me once.
(DEIRDRE) Not bad.
- I stayed at a hotel once. - Nobody likes you.
Oh, you're nice.
I'm sorry. I freaked out.
Your feet aren't bleeding anywhere,
Listen up, side-pieces.
Anyhoo, Said the any owl...
I mean, you started punching me.
Do you have a plan?
(PHONES CHIME AND VIBRATE)
(GASPS) Of course!
Well, obviously. It's my gala.
I don't know how to talk about this stuff.
and whatever dress you pick out, or...
Oh, you know what, Deirdre? I just remembered.
Tomorrow's Christmas, everybody!
An ostrich can run 30 miles an hour.
My name is Jacqueline White,
Just put the food in the fridge.
What?
and yet we memorialize you
(CRYING)
he's trying to open up to me.
It turns out, around other people,
Sometimes.
(GRUNTING)
Why do they look so tired all the time then?
So we are talking about Fleet Week.
at pretending to pay attention to people.
My Nonno, he insists on still having a garden.
instead of tonight?
he did leave her.
Ugh, why would you say that?
If I had more time, you know I'd love to.
all gay people know how to arrange flowers.
Uh, you mean the river in Egypt?
Eek! A sound!
He was a ghost the whole time.
That's a cool, shorter way to say nuggets.
whose greatest accomplishment is getting pregnant
No, Jacqueline, you can't give up.
(JACQUELINE) Nothing good is going to happen!
Don't touch my dolls, they're strictly look-upons?