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You’d keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya, Buddy.
Huh, I expected the Colorado River would be more rivery than this Yeah, that John Denvers full of shit man
move to ellensburg? you better not be fooling
Tyler Thomy
Well, if that Harwell over there is Ernie
- So where you headed? - Aspen.
Get out of here
HAP YEAH
For Gods sake just give me the d**** number!
Might want to hang onto that one
HOW'S THE WAR GOING PUTIN
So… rape anyone crossing the border?
- I don't know. My friend... - Forget about your friend for one day.
BETTER NOT BE FOOLIN
What?
...and you will never find it...
YEP!
For God’s sake Just give me the damn blowie!
Pretty bird.
...is I think she was seeing another guy.
Hey, maybe it was a coincidence.
CREPES!
Brenda Erica
Yes
- We can't afford to buy them drinks. - Shh.
When Randy bullies you BE STRONG
I mean, I remember you...
My Peeps: Hey yo Mike, You know he's trying hard to be you right??
you'd better not be foolin'
Everybody freeze! All right, get those hands up!
Listen to me. I feel like a schoolboy again.
I came a long way just to see you, Mary. Just...
What’s the matter? Some little Philly break your heart?
I bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day
Kelsie just show us the video
What do you think the chances are of a guy like you And a girl like me going out this weekend?
Thank you. Thank you both very much.
What is Kampp, Lloyd? Pusssssaayyyy, Pusssaaayyyyyy
Yeah. It is late June.
I mean I remember Them talking about it
Thanks a lot, Harry.
What's the soup du jour? It's the soup of the day
PICK EM UP!
I had plans. I had things I wanted to do.
Sea bass said that?
We're in a hole.
You can't triple stamp. That's the rule. You can't triple.
Yeah. They’re in the Rockies.
So I wanna go someplace where we know somebody...
Hey doc, what are these pills?
We're there.
Memorial it Tampa
I think you kids will have a wonderful time. What do you say?
I got bites
Recruiters When manning is down:
I'm talking about a little place called 360.
That Aaron Rodgers is full of shit man.
I'm ready for commitment, Harry.
Yeah, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.
I got MEHRMSS...
HOME! LLOYD! I’M WALKING HOME!
You remembered my name...
I expected the debris field To have a little more debris than this
Well, are you aware that it's against the law...
Ben
Dabutt you can't do that you can't triple dodge a double dodge dabaaadddd
YOU CAN'T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP!
Grand Far
That's a risk we are willing to take
having fun?
we've had thier DNA bubbles haven't we? we have.
You know
Pull your vehicle to the side of the road.
Just when I
He's kindest, gentlest man I've ever met. Will you meet him?
Let’s not
Woodcroft post game message to his team in the dressing room
For God’s sake just gimme the damn number!”
That’s a special feeling, Lloyd.
For God's sakes just give me the damn whiskey!
Whaddaya mean??
Passenger Warren Passion, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
You just tell me where to sign, bud
When Susan Sharko says....."Thanks you."
Please, believe me. I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.
You coded for 1/6 of the sprint On the wrong batch job!!
Thank you.
Well, what do you say, Mr. Dunne? Are you available?
Yeah.
Harry, why haven't you dropped those dogs off at the show yet?
Saddle Up Partner...
- Hey, bartender, two martinis, please. - Yes, sir. Right away.
I don't bet.
a Production Dept, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel... can still serve a purpose
...more like one out of a million.
I Don't care about your Gen-AI Just give me the damn goodie
The last thing we need is bad luck
- She's gonna buy me a diamond ring - She's gonna buy me a diamond ring
Pussy! Pussaay!!
275k whale claim might wanna hang on to that one
Maybe they just had a change of heart.
She what? Huh?
Kelly...You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for you, buddy!
I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town.
Cellas? Both of ‘em?
- Ing - Si
‘
ANT really did that?!?
- Do you have change of a dollar? - Change? No, I'm sorry, I don't.
w ya bum and she yanked all the hairs out! yes gayle got it on sex tape don't rape me george! i don't wanna see your dermatitis wiped off DNA bubble mouth swollen lines snot woogles! boing yes faye with ya leg curvy arch flishtals hairs that joy waxed off like: "riiiiiiip!" with ya gangles and ya interconnecting poo eye ganglions it's a trio for patricia ianconetti!
Yeah.
Nick
Hey guys, Energy weapons huh? Alright
...I give you the Icelandic Snow Owl.
Dang
Two hundred and seventy-five thou. Might wanna hang on to that one.
Our pitchers arms are falling off!
Uh...yeah ...we're on Skull Island
I don't know, Lloyd, this place doesn't really do it for me.
What was all that Stevie talk?
Be right out.
Saddle up partner
You're A Deadman. You're A Deadman!!!!!!
i got worms We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms and books about ohio and by ohio authors
Wanna jump on the bike with me? We can go get it. Unless...
you , make haste with what you've got, but don't try and say that i wanted more problems and let no one say that you don't know who's at fault. to be in retrograde to come to make more trials and tribulations for you so we can't work the reason out, but don't say negativity made a reason for someone else to use ethical forces.
Going to see you
That's as good as money Sir. Those are VOCOs
I don't think he's gonna get that message
You’ve had this extra key this whole time?!?
Well, see ya later
For God's sakes just put in the damn sub request!
...is still somewhat of a mystery Yea think?!?
no, wait a second
Rich's Birthday Today! Time to Celebrate!
Well, if that guy at the table over there is Sea Bass...
Hey, Harry, old buddy, old pal.
And of course, Prince Charles and Di when they were together...
Just when you thought the US withdrawal from Afghanistan couldn't have been a bigger clusterfuck
The owls. They're beautiful.
FOR GOD’S SAKE, JUST GIMME THE DAMN PICTURE
that ben golan is full of shit, man
Pick 'EM UP! Pick 'EM UP!
Pick em’ up
Yeah We're In The Gaylord Rockies
Well...
You know what really chaffs my ass, though??
Boy this party really died
Who's the dead man talking shit about the bruins
Put these on there too
What do you mean? Don't deny it, Lloyd.
What it's like when Obi and Indy get riled up.
I'LL JUST BE MORE CAREFUL THEN I'LL NEVER HAVE AN ACCIDENTAL FALL AGAIN
- Yeah. - You gonna get it.
Last but not least, footlong.
Come on. Come on, come on.
*sobbing*
- I never have and I never will. - Pussy.
check please
beryl that's the last time i'm buying you a bench. oh really?
I hate goodbyes.
Huh?
...and I know how frustrating it can be to lose a bag.
His head fell off
Hey, where did you get those?
I'd say a good five hours.
What the hell do you want?
- Yeah? - ...I gotta pee.
Just go, man.
How come I didn't get a PPP?
Oh, yeah.
PICK EM UP!!!
Julia your business Depends on you answering your phone
Sounds good, I'll have that
who's filling in for brendan jowett? taniesha moore.
Already Got The Tux
Where did you come up with a scam like that?
We don't have enough money to get home! We don't have enough money to eat!
..Navajo Shredded Beef.
I'm talking about a little place called Kenwood
Quick, quick, my pills.
You want me to drive?
No humping, no pushing, no sniffing heinies.
I don't know.
Bring em’ up!
Boy, this party really died.
Guys, guys, guys!!!!
Sleeping in huh? Welp see yah later
Oh, yeah, bitch.
Why would Eric want to stay at your AFC?
Yes.
Pullover No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
Oh, I'm moving to Aspen.
First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson...
- Can't triple stamp a double stamp. - You can.
Yeah, we called it a wiener pit. Just like your mom.
- Let me find a pen though. - Great.
we usually don't pick up SE's
That pisses me off That pisses me right off
How do they know I got gas?
Bartender…
I can’t feel my arms…I can’t feel my legs
Highly unlikely from what I've seen.
Saw it in a movie once.
Footlong!! Who’s got the footlong?!?
When the McCrady family makes you mad……………..
So you're telling me there's a chance...
$9.7m Thou. might wanna hang on to that one.
I like it a lot!
Yeah, Nothing That's Nothing Sir.
For God’s sake just tell me if Mom is home tomorrow or with you?
What was all that leaving at 10:00 talk?
McCaffrey and Mitchell….. So you’re telling me there’s a chance
I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
we've lived only 3 miles apart from eachother the whole time?
You heard him. Those were his last words.
Hey, watch it!
- I'm gonna get you. - Uh-uh.
5 y.o. power supply died and I didn’t even see it coming!
- You just wait right here, okay? - Okay.
Race you to the top.
Tell her I’m rich, and ah, I’m good looking... and I have a rapist wit
Hey, hey, hey. Here they come.
Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right.
...our pets' hamstrings are falling off!
Cmon, gimme the booze
Split you like an old piece of firewood.
After I dump a little rat poison In their shirley temple
So you're telling me there's a chance.
A place where burpees flow like merlot
Dumb & Dumb
I Can Get 70 Miles To The Gallon On This Hog
For God’s sake just gimme The damn DK
Bring 'em in!
Bartender?!?!
I hope you're not using the toilet. It's broken.
- Hey... - Do you realize what you've done?
What's the matter... ...little tense about the flight?
- Die! - Lloyd, Lloyd.
Oh, I got a better idea.
How long must I keep the spoil button pressed
- You can't do that. - Can to.
You'll have to excuse my friend.... He's a little slow