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youheardhim. thosewerehis last words
Good luck with your worms.
We hate goodbye's!!
SO Where ya headed?
I said, this is my husband, Bobby.
...are not gonna need primping. You know why? Because I bathed them...
saddle up partner
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Yeah, her family has the big place up on Alpine Drive.
Put two and two together
- I don't believe it. You really have it. - Of course I have it.
You little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak!
2k19
Senior Citizens, Although Slow And Dangerous Behind The Wheel Can still serve a purpose
Remember me?
Unless you wanna work 40 hours a week
You know what you have. Her briefcase.
Yeah, the boys are holed up in a little love nest for the night.
yeah, so? yeah, so?!?!?!
Yayer!
Grand Farm!
We're just gonna have to dig ourselves out.
PUT IN THE LVAD
I want you to eat up
...and totally redeem yourself!
What did you sell him, Lloyd?
- There you go. There you go, big guy. - That's better.
Our fuel filters are falling off
For the love of God just tell me what time
Vindö Nuff Said
You ignore yourself You don't participate in sports
- And if that diamond ring don't shine - And if that diamond...
WE'RE REALLY DOING IT AREN'T WE!
How nice for you. Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left.
You Really Wimped Out, Man
Ma’am
For God's sakes just put in the damn sub request!
Come here.
blockbuster finally has it marcos bbc adventures
Talking to gold diggers like
You’ve had this extra set of T5B this whole time?!?
You're absolutely right, Lloyd.
You’ve had this uncle Willie this whole time?
I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog.
Come on, shoot me
Stop threatening me
Lloyd
- There you go. - Thank you, sir.
YOU’VE BEEN ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH THIS WHOLE TIME
When you've had chipotle three days in a row
- Sir. - Yeah?
...Our calves ears are falling off!
I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago.
No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
I was way off
Did you pay the gas bill?
We’re really doing it though aren’t we, buddy!
Relax. You’re golden. Announcement is tomorrow.
...You go and make a pun like that...
You were right, Lloyd.
Kiss it? You kiss mine. Both cheeks, both lips, right here.
Look. Look.
Dogs are good, dogs are good
- So you got fired again, huh? - Oh, yeah.
LEAFS FANS RIGHT NOW SWAMI, SLIPPY, SLAPPY...SAMSONOV?
Waking up and not having to listen to both Ohio State AND New England fans
Yes.
Lloyd, what are you doing?
Just a couple hours.
275 Thou.
I've got a few things to take care of So how about we make it 30min to 2
It was just a goof
Happy Thanksgiving
Love you
you can't triple dip a double dip! lloyd!
this is better than phoning it in. this is wfh
You're a dead man. You're a dead man!
At pacific bell, we believe that's pretty special.
Say, kids.
Poofs givin er in passenger seat
For God's sakes just give me the damn number!
- Hold on a minute. - Because you were spiteful. I didn't wanna...
Guys! Enough!
Till the mountains fall into the sea, till the heavens collide...
When someone tells you It's too early to start drinking
Tractor beam , sucked me right in
That John Denver is full of shit, man.
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
Harry, you got that crazy look in your eye.
He touched my leg
Fuck you you
Pussy, pussy, pussy!
This calls for a little of the bubbly.
I don't have the energy to start a new state.
You just tell me where to sign Bud
A little place called Aspen
Might wanna hang on to that one
What's with the briefcase?
Pussy Pussy
I don’t know, Lloyd… the porkchops are assholes
Pompeii 79AD Volcano + asteroid
A TAD, LLOYD!?
Pick 'em up!
I was way off.
Put these on there too
Unless you're busy..
Harry...
Bartender?
I DON'T CARE
Lloyd, no west Go west, Lloyd
What was all that Tigs bone talk?
I was way off
He must be unlisted
I don’t know. The Greeks are Assholes lloyd
How I feel Changing Diapers
Hazys are good! Hazy are good!
But what if he shot you in the face?
Triple stamped it, no erasies…Touch Blue make it true
I don't CARE
Dabutt you can't do that you can't triple dodge a double dodge dabaaadddd
Man, you’re one pathetic swoogin!
I guess they're right.
I knew it started with a P, though
I don’t know and I don’t care
Whatever you want, sir.
What’s that supposed to mean?
K
CREPES!
Ow you suck
No, these aren't tights, Lloyd.
...illustrious stars of stage and screen.
Whiz in one of the empty beer bottles. They're on the floor, just get one of...
Yo I'll poo on you
Emily!!! You've got that crazy look in your eye!!
what became of jake and brandon? they went on top of a building and played guess who and fell off the edge.
which perfume are you gonna buy? modern muse esteè lauder.
blockbuster finally has it brent’s bbc adventures
For God's Sake, Just Gimme The Goddamn Silksong
CAN'T STREAM GAMES IN UTAH!
We are on a very tight budget.
Kind of catchy, huh, Har?
And saddle up partner
Okay.
Well, if that guy in the photo there is KMartJu...
The owls. They’re beautiful.
KJ1123 You better not be foolin!
I got worms
Russo, just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you do something like this…
Ahhh.
Fellas...
It's sort of an emergency. I'll explain later.
...Visa gift card pfffft
I don’t know Loyd, the French are assholes…
Oh, my. There she is.
They’re driving an ‘84 Sheepdog.
This is a lot easier if you just lay back.
Are ya fuckin kidding me?
Saddle up partner 90Proof is at O’Sheas Saturday!
- Pfft. - Here.
I don't think he's gonna get that message, Joe.
The leafs board is back that way
License and registration, please.
Elk, there’s some people that wanna ride too We’ll pick ‘em up!
I don’t think he’s gonna get that message Joe.
You have a message.
Build 7
Bartender?
Big Hoss
Just give us the video!!
Unless you wanna work 5 days a week!
Uh... Uh... Uh...
Got room for one more if you want to go to Pasadena
Ohioana's new marketing campaign I got worms
Yeah, well, I'm starving.
Do what he says.
Okay, Lloyd.
Harry. Look.
jack cougar
...talking about her.
Cool.
Your name is Lee isn’t it
MOOD
Get the hell out of here.
- Okay. Let's go, buddy. - Super!
Breaking Dawn, Although Slow And Dangerously close to becoming obsolete, still can serve a purpose
Fell off the jetway again
Ed
If NCPs could talk (in September): got room for one more if ya still wanna sign up
Well if that guy over there is ANT…
A little place called ShiftRx…
Nice beers. They yours? Both of ‘em?
"10 in the morning! Pffft!"
Good thinking.
- You go. I always go first. - Oh, yeah.
When the gun shops closed...
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That’s a special feeling
Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.
I usually don’t go into the office to work...
No its a Gif But thanks for noticing
Ah, Napolean, I was way off!
- Oh, don't... - Don't touch me.
For God's sakes just give me the damn number!
Beyond 2024 ...
Your hands are freezing!
You really wussed out man.
Okay, okay, okay. Lloyd, just calm down.
Yes, pretty bird.
Hey I guess their right - AR Techs although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose
Ladies and gentlemen...
Is it locked ya really well
Oh, it was...
Our pets heads are falling off!
I owe you both a debt of gratitude.
When you are an uber driver but also an ACEX merchant
Keep driving flatter to flatten
My 5 year old power supply died
Oh yeah
Put us down for four In case we want seconds
We're really doing it, though, aren't we, buddy?
Phils are good
We’re there!
Hey, Harry. You never called.
Feels good to mingle with these laid-back country folk, don't it, Har
What are you, a camel?
Mmmmmmm I'll have that
I guess I forgot that you never share an old video
. .
Slippy, Slappy....
It’s okay! I’m a Democrat!