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On second thought, you might wanna run a comb through them.
...... the matchmaker
I'm only human, Harry.
When you get short Flush you Bastard
How you doing?
You son of a...
send my mom a message
MARIO: GUYS! [MARIO GETS MAD WHILE EVERYONE GET ANNOYED] THATS ENOUGH!
Why don't you eat up or will murder you
Good Thinking
How come I didn't get a gun?
International Preservationists Society tomorrow night.
Chaps my ass
We belong together!
We’ll take it
some text here and some here
How could they not have gotten the ransom?
- Nick, Nick, Nick. - Nick.
Secret switch? There's been a secret switch this whole time?
Well, he's gotta come home sometime.
you really wimped out man
xx111 3rrr
You know on second thought you might just wanna run a comb through 'em
Maybe AWS just had a change of heart
That’s a special feeling Lloyd
Not after all we've been through.
I expected Hillsboro to be more hilly than this.... That Kendra Jenkins is full of sh*T
That's a lovely accent you have.
It was a good one!
Lalalalala
"I Swallowed A Big June Bug When We Were Driving. I'm Not Really Hungry."
No doubt about it.
Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel...
Dogs are good, dogs are good
Flush You Bastard!
Who needs a radio? Ready, Harry?
Yes?
Me landing in Denver
Oh, 1% drop during charge up, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
Ah.
You fellas been doin a little boozing, have you?
Is it cold up there rocky mountain way, Chia? Yeah! We’re in the Rockies!! DERRRRRRRRR!!
1st Overall Canucks .... Bedard
Uh... Uh... I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth.
UTAH’S BACK IN THE G5!!!!
That John Denver is full of shit, man.
I don't know. I didn’t really see it
T... T... Tehe... Teh...
- There you go. - Thank you, sir.
Hey joshy old buddy old pal
That's not your problem. You didn't know.
I don’t know Lloyd… The French are a$$holes
Why don't you eat up and we'll tell you.
...our players hamstrings are falling off!!!
Yes, sir.
it's time to vote off who you think is the weakest link! jez. jez. gary. samantha. jez. wendy. holly. jez. jez. chioma. jez.
yes beryl matherette borberette? what do you want? i want to do some sycamoring in scarborough.
Okay.
Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore Doulle
They said just put it on their tab.
Hey!
When my wife says I should stop buying upgrades for the Talon
I can get 70mpg on this hog
- The blind kid? - Yeah.
You know, I don't really recall.
The Ulcer??? I’ll Live
Boy, this party really died.
Thank you.
You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country In the wrong dimension!
Me a backstabber? You got a lot of nerve.
A tad, Lloyd?
What, are you crazy? I'm not pulling over now.
- Am I right? Am I right? Am I right, Lloyd? - Yeah. So? Yeah. So?
- Pills. Okay. - Here you go. There you go.
You betta not be foolin' There ya go !!
Cmon gimme the booze
...she left this in the terminal and flew to Aspen and out of my life.
.
Jordan
Why don't we make it quarter to 8
No. It was a girl.
Get out of here.
Water!!!!
Yeah.
No its a gif but thanks for noticing
Yeah, yeah, that sounds nice, Lloyd...
You just tell me where to sign bud
Got room for one more if you still wanna go to Niseko?
A Rapists Wit? Did anyone else catch this?
I’ve got no pills, I’ve got no coffee..
Why don’t you hop on and we’ll show you
Whos the dead man
I’m vaccinated!
Yippee.
You’ve had this extra set of T5B this whole time?
We’ll take it!
.
Harry?
- Rain brought them to him. - My mother was Sarah Carver.
Yeah. It’s the Texas Open.
I got mehrmss.
I don’t care!!
"...Just When I Think You Couldn't Possibly Be Any Dumber Lloyd Mees...”
It was my pleasure, Mary.
Then do you know what the klutz did?
You've had the Vendor IDs This whole time?!
It's the soup of the day.
You turned your back on me. Ooh, ooh!
She is the love of my life!
You know what really chaffs my ass, though?
You know. Classy. But nice.
When your wife asks are you going golfing again?
I was way off!
Might want to hang onto that one
kick his ass dkass
Just calm down.
Might want to hang on to that one.
Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen.
The French are assholes.
yes beryl zoonkersombreroyeweoddodoboozoonkerette? what do you want? i want to do some blostering in bonkerville.
Jim and Amy Been doin a little Boozin
Just give me a minute, Mary. I'll be right with you.
Cuando creo un mejor contenido Great!
I love u man
For god’s sake just give me The structure chart
You're alive!
Extra gloves?
Isn't this incredible?
How the hell do they know I've got gas?
Alisha SO YOU'RE TELLING
Hi. Make yourself at home. I'm almost ready. One minute?
- Absolute... We're good for it. - Our word is our bond.
Elk, there’s some people want to ride too! Pick ‘em up!
His head fell off?
How’s your burger?
That Jon Morosi is full of it, man.
Amy
Come on. Let's go get bowls of loudmouth soup.
Pick ‘em upppp!
I bought them when we filled up.
Make it four Boilermakers
I was way off!
When someone asks if you like to play golf
Yeah. we’re in the playoffs…
Kick his ass Dkass
- I never have and I never will. - Pussy.
We're Really Doing It, though Aren't We Buddy?
I'm gonna give you my number.
hahaha lucu
Maybe once you get to know her, you'll find out that she's not your type.
When Susan Sharko says "Thank You" She actually talked to me man.
Hey Martha
yes beryl ootherette? what do you want? i want to do some abraxasing in applecross.
Who's got the footlong?
No parking.
Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the Medical School?
- Who? - Mary. With the briefcase?
That Superstar Award is full of shit, man.
- The. Yeah. - ...the...
You knew I was crazy about Fraida Felcher...
Hey Harry You NEVER called…
So you're telling me There's a chance.
O way
PURDY BIRD
What the hell are these guys up to? I mean...
When she asks if I’m gonna have another beer
Let's see. I know I have one in here somewhere.
Maybe Disney doesn't give a shot about the French.
Yeah
A Rapists wit
that sounds like a dare Apo
Hey, I guess they're right. UGA fans, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
What was all that Adams and Carr connection talk?
well, i had this cousin. pffft.
you heard. thosewer
Pick em up!
Let me get this straight.
My name is Mary Swanson.
Ten in the morning.
What is the shitpost dujour?
Should I follow the data or my instincts?
She actually talked to me, man.
They're good.
I hope your not using the toilet it's broken
You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.
You really wimped out man
I got robbed by the people that made lost vikings and i didn't even see it coming!
Harry, what are you doing in there?
Red Bannon totally redeemed yourself
..just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber...
But what if they lose Tuesday night? That's a risk we were willing to take
- You don't have to worry about it. - Just shut up.
Hold that plane!
Chelsie
Helen, you're embarrassing me.
Sure thing, whatever you think will help your chances
Bartender…
- Still wanna go to Aspen? - Oh, yeah.
Kill
Lobby bar in the lobby.
I don’t know, Lloyd - the porkchops are assholes
Uh yeah. We’re in Louisiana
Look at at the funbags on that hosehound
Nice Hooter
She must have meant 10:00 at night.
Hey guys. oh, 1% drop
Hey, Harry, you never called
Harry?
Yeah, oui oui, walk away
Where did you find that?