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So why moving in
Some Poeple aren't cut out for life on the road
Yeah. It’s the Texas Open.
Hey Harry your fantasy team is killing me
Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road
soil black
Get out of here. I'm... I've...
there's the gurgette. there's the marlette.
SAMBsonite. I was way off!
For God's sakes just give me the damn order!
Who's got the Wiener Schnitzel?
So you're telling me there's a chance.
Bang Bang Say goodbye To Davon Y’all
I won!
MY CALENDAR WAS WAY OFF!
Pussy, pussy, pussaaaaay!
Kick his ass, T Bass!
That's my whole philosophy
‘A.. a... annual’
What the hell are we doing here?
...but I'm gonna go with my instinct on this one.
Crepes!
Pussy... Pussy...
Me changing diapers
I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me.
How nice for you. don't forget that your bread plate is on the left
I'm crazy about you.
Yes, yes, I've had a wonderful time so far. Thank you.
Lmao Lol
- Neugeboren. - Neu... Neu... Neu...
yes alida allonk? what do you want? i want to do some kapouyaoooflingougumpering in koh lanta.
sparks flew, emotions ran high.
Although hilarious and deadly behind the memes @bizavmemes really does serve a purpose!
I'm going to kill you.
yes beryl zorkerette? what do you want? i want to do some culling and penning with B ends in berenbullen.
LANGTON
We've lived 3 miles apart this whole time?
Really? That's weird.
You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn't you say?
Lloyd, what are you doing? Would you calm down? I've never seen you so nervous.
...ending up together?
i cant believe we watched it does this make us gay
We have shortly coming the emperor and empress of Japan.
HOW'S THE WAR GOING
How’s your burger
Genius, Lloyd. Sheer genius
...just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber...
Come on, Harry.
Barthtenderrrr!
Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
Ronzo’s gonna kill those sons a bitches!
For God's sake Answer the damn question
I bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day.
This a lot easier If you just lay back
I'm meeting someone here.
Whaddaya mean??
Orlando Woolridge. I was way off.
Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
You open it up. Open it up.
Old reference, but at least not black and white
How’s your burger???
When someone else gets your girlfriend flowers, and they’re not you
I dont want to bother you
- Well, the number's 555... - 555.
Skis huh? They yours? Both of em?
I brought you your briefcase.
When you spend the weekend covering ER, stay in a hospital room with blacking out cable channels, internet is down in half the state of Nebraska, it’s snowing outside and there’s no workout room ...
You'll have to forgive my friend... She's a little slow.
Thanks.
Yeah?
Maybe he meant 8:30 In the morning
I
who's filling in for heather harrower? jacob cable.
Oh thank god I can't deal with the crazy man anymore
Bitcoin! You’re alive!
And you’re a horrible FF player
I bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day.
footlong! who’s got….the footlong?!?!
Petey didn't even have a head.
I just figured he was a raging alcoholic
Where did you get 25 extra bucks?
WHO ARE THESE SICK PPL??
Hey, man. What's that?
What was all that cold beer talk?
That’s my whole philosophy!
Can I show you how to read the table you linked me? The dots mean "small" and the commas mean "big"
Pretty bird.
Maybe she just had a change of heart.
helobrr shujyt5151
Yeah you heard me I'm gonna on your face
Don't you go dying on me.
Got room for one more If you still wanna go to Aspen
- I'll get the pills. - Out with the bad air, in with the good.
You're right. I can't go out dressed like this.
Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good looking
They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
CO to AMO: YOU FLEW US AROUND ALL DAY IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?!? THE SHIP ISN"T ANYWHERE NEAR KAUAI!
Find I'll eat you idiot
He must have meant 10:30....at night.
CO to AMO: YOU FLEW US AROUND ALL DAY IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?!? THE SHIP ISN"T EVEN ANYWHERE ENAR KAUAI!
Footlong!! Who’s got the Footlong?!
that capital weather gang is full of shit
Cripes!
Shut up.
I don't know...
Oh.
I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this HOG
YOU've had this pair of media converters this whole time?
You can’t even spell”handle” right,I don’t careeee!
Pretty bird.
When people try to talk sports with me
You can't plus a Max! It's already at Max! You can't plus a Max!
It's 1.
...your hands are freezing.
- Pills are good. Pills are good. - Drink them down. Drink them down.
No its a gif but thanks for noticing
It was a message, Shay, pure and simple.
yes beryl kfcgougingskinerette? what do you want? i want to do some halfsixodolkeirung in hacketts gully.
Yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Oh, boy. Well, looks like you got your night planned...
Thank you. Okay it’s time. Let’s turn the iPad off now please, shut it down. I’m gonna count to 3. 1… 2… 2/12… 2 3/4… You are not listening. You’re not listening!
There's been some family problems...
He's dead.
Hey Harry ole buddy ole pal
I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog
...and I clipped them myself.
Lalalaalallaalaalalalaal
That is so sweet, Lloyd.
You know. Classy. But nice.
I guess some people weren't cut out for life on the road
Pussy pussy
...our teammates heads are falling off!
Yeah
Yeah.
Don’t choo go dyin on me!
So guys, crypto, huh? Welp, see ya later.
I'm talking about a little place called Kenwood
Mason…you’re here!!! …and you’re a terrible shot!
Must be unlisted
Goodbye, Manca!
Chester Rogers
Them-"That fish that got away, how big was it?"
Sou seu... Agente Local de Inovação!
Don't you go dying on me.
It’s Saturday morning…I wanted to Fartsack
Shut up pops Shut up pops
Her head fell off
You can't go mid i'm going mid!
I
This is where it ends, in a phone booth.
It was my pleasure Mary
I hate goodbyes
It was a few years ago.
You really wimped out, man.
The mill
Saddle up partner O’Sheas is going country Saturday!
Huh. I expected Lake Yellowstone to be a little yellower than this
i was trying to perfect my backwards handstand and i was in hospital that night, and then to make up i had 90 jumps. and then the playfun3 instructor made nearly miss, by 34 jumps and missed half a regonal, so if and i did knew it but i just didn't think i would make 7 jumps.
I mean, we killed their bird. Now they killed one of ours.
- ...and we're in like a dirty shirt. - No problem.
pussy, pussy
CBos did that?
I'm talking about a little placed called Banssskko
Aspen it is.
Sou seu......
You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction!
KC Chiefs Opponents Eventuality A HARD FOUGHT D
Maybe you should wear these extra gloves.
Thank you.
Make it four Rittenhouses
That was genius, Lloyd. Sheer genius.
No.
Two hundred and seventy-five thou.
Pussy!
You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you?
We have plenty of towels. Thanks.
There's really nothing to worry about.
Traded a can of Copenhagen for it straight up
In the wrong direction!
Kavanaugh:
Good Thinking
Are you okay, man? It was just a goof.
It just doesn't make sense.
Ahh, ehh
All right, if that's what he wants.
It’s not so bad.
That Rob Breaux is full of shit, man
For God's sakes just give him the damn name!
Yes, sirree.
Aaron and fweddie
Keep a close eye.
Cough medicine
DOJ Elon
I'm a limo driver.
The.
*puts out the vibe*
Can still serve a purpose.
What teh Hell are We doing Here, Hubbell??
This is me changing diapers #momslife
You mean to say you drove 2000 miles just for me?
Lloyd i fund rat poison
Yeah, you know her?
Well, it that fish at the table over there is pbass
The Easter Bunny was full of shit,man.
There you go.
Excuse me, guys.
Yes, my soda's flat. It doesn't have any bubbles.
- ...and already you're annoying me. - I'm sorry.
You can't triple stack a double stack
Stop it.
It starts with an S.
cum! to the layperson.
I’m talking about A little place called tramor at the oaks..
yes beryl galantisenette? what do you want? i want to do some galacticing in ferntree gully.
bchhetusis? what do you want behcjddjdjchsis? feed the bechateauryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal bechateaulyal! betrayal bechateaulyral! bedhchdussjsjfjwk bechsksdksksoskd! thank you bechstshshxj behsjd! you're welcome bechszshwhw betchsusissosodjgnezzkdieif!
No, wait.
WHEN A CUSTOMER MENTIONS PAYMENT
- What's that supposed to mean? - She has dinner.
Can I show you how to read the graph you linked me? The dots mean "small" and the commas mean "big"
- We're not as good friends as we thought. - Yeah, guess not.
Pussyy, Pussyyyy
Swami, slippy, sloppy.... Samsonite
They must have been following us for weeks.
Changing diapers these days