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YOU WANT TO GO CHECK OUT SOME MORMON BINGO?
IS THE HOT DOG WITH YOU?
THEN THERE'S THE ISSUE
I'M NOT GONNA PAY FOR IT. JUST STAND HERE AND READ.
LUKE, SLOW DOWN.
CAN I GET SOME MORE ICE TEA FOR THE TABLE?
YOU WERE DEFINITELY WEARING THESE ARMS.
I MAY NOT REMEMBER, BUT SHE SURE WILL.
HOW'S YOUR ARTICLE COMING?
AND THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP.
THE TWO INCIDENTS WERE IN NO WAY CONNECTED.
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY IT'S SAFE DOESN'T MAKE IT SAFE.
AND GLENN IS ACCEPTING HIS PULITZER PRIZE,
SO, YOU REALLY THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS?
NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP, CALL A NANNY OR A BABYSITTER,
YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE HEARD TAYLOR
FOR NO ONE COMING FOR LUNCH.
HOWDY, MA'AM.
ME? REALLY? HUH. I HADN'T THOUGHT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YEAH.
KIRK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE A GIANT HOT DOG.
THERE WAS NO SEQUEL.
I KNEW YOU'D COME UP WITH A QUESTION LIKE THAT.
AND SAY, "I HELPED HIM GET THERE."
WHAT OF MINE CAN YOU POSSIBLY GET RID OF?
WHO THINK THEY'RE THE BEST LIVING AMERICAN WRITER,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.
HIGHER, SMALLER. LOWER, LARGER.
SO I LEFT THE JEEP ON FOR THE LIGHT.
THEY'RE APPARENTLY EVEN MORE ELUSIVE
HE DID THE BIT. LUKE, DO IT AGAIN.
WEEK AFTER NEXT, HUH? YEAH, I GUESS SO.
WE HAVE TO. WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
WHAT THINGS? I STAND BEHIND A DESK AND ANSWER A PHONE.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU WORK ON THURSDAYS?
WHAT?
NO, I ALREADY CHECKED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
* OH, OH, OH
FATHER CALLAHAN IS THREATENING A RESTRAINING ORDER.
HUH.
NEVER MIND. I SEE THE NOTE. THANK YOU, LORELAI.
OH! COOL!
SHE WAS WEARING A FULL-ON BALL GOWN
THAT MEANS NO MORE ICE TEAS. UNH-UNH.
I'M BUSY, DOYLE.
EVERY RELIGIOUS LEADER WITHIN A 100-MILE RADIUS.
I'VE BEEN GREAT, LOGAN. IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK.
THEN I CAN FALL OFF THE STOOL AND THROW UP.
WELL, OKAY.
THEN I GET A CALL FROM LUKE, I RUN DOWN THERE,
I'LL WORK ON THAT.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
GOD, I AM SO SORRY, LOR.
BUT I CAN DO IT THE OTHER WAY IF YOU WANT.
TECHNICALLY, I'M A GIANT WIENER.
JESS NEVER CHANGED THE PORCH LIGHT, BY THE WAY.
SORRY. NO IMPRINT.
THIS IS HIS FAULT.
SO, HOW ARE WE DOING OVER HERE?
WHICH BRINGS YOU TO THE RATTLESNAKE CURVE,
ABOUT THE REPRINTING OF THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK.
HUH. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
AS SOON AS WORD GETS OUT
AND YOU'RE DOING FINE WITH DINNER, BUT LUNCH --
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE BUILDING THE BUSINESS,
I OWE YOU SO BIG.
YEAH, WRITE THAT DOWN!
WHICH SHOULD MEAN THAT YOU'RE IN IT.
AND SHE'S DOING REALLY GREAT.
IF I SEE HIM AGROUND HERE AGAIN...
I HARDLY EVER CALL YOU OR RORY,
BAKE AT 250, 10 MINUTES ONE SIDE, 10 THE OTHER.
BEFORE THE REST OF THE LITERATI COME SWEEPING IN.
AND THE BACKGROUND KEEPS REPEATING ITSELF. BYE.
THEN YOU WOULD HAVE PUT ON THE RED BOOTS AND GOLDEN LASSO.
WHICH MEANS "READY FOR ANYTHING."
YOU KNOW WHAT GOES GREAT WITH ICE TEA? PORK TENDERLOIN.
AND IF IT HADN'T BEEN EDITED WELL,
AND THEN THEY'RE OFFERING YOU THEIR LOYALTY.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I DIDN'T KNOW WHO TO CALL.
AND A FASCINATING DISPLAY OF POISON IVY.
AND I CAN'T GET HER TO EAT.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
OR LET YOU GO TO THE PARENT NIGHT AT SCHOOL,