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Why would Peter kill a prostitute?
Help! A woman's been strangled! Help, call the police!
Tell them what you said to me.
Have you just become a member?
(STUTTERING) I'm on stage. I'm doing the dematerializer trick
That's two verys.
one of the biggest stories of all time!
You mean, before he died he gave a student reporter
of Splendini!
What do you mean, pay? All I do is...
with this chick from Manchester.
You got a fantastic sense of humor.
Dental hygienist!
I knew you'd appreciate it when you said you were a reporter.
Jade, it's 4:00 A.M.
(SIGHS)
Get in the box. Get in the box, Sondra. Go ahead.
MAN: Somebody call the police! There's been a murder!
My father's into silver and gold
we wanted a handicapped child, and...
Just some fragrance.
You have good taste.
Yeah. What is this?
I heard that part. That's when I knew I was gonna make other plans.
He's a charming genius.
We take off the same holidays. Doesn't matter.
Because the way I first met her
Hey, don't touch anything.
Ah, finally. Just you and I all weekend.
...a spirit materialized.
How was the sex? Give me all the details.
Hmm.
Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.
What the hell are we doing here? You don't even know what the guy looks like.
See, right now I'm a bit tied up. Here it is!
(GRUNTS)
Maybe it's to please one of her regulars.
Can I say one thing? Can I just tell you one thing?
He's an aristocrat, and, you know, we're commoners.
My God.
She's gonna put the card in her pocketbook.
He got the story before he died,
what a story.
I'll take you for a magnificent dinner.
(STUTTERING) I don't know. They have a class system.
Mr. Lyman.
No, no, it's okay.
Me?
How can I help you?
Thanks for taking me out for my birthday, Sidney.
Do we have time for a card trick? Yes.
Are you listening?
How exciting!
(CHUCKLING) Peter?
Yeah.
Where are you going? The cops will dump every unsolved murder on Henry Banks.
Why is an American paper interested in this?
I didn't say I wouldn't help you.
but, when I got older, I converted to narcissism.
Wow, this is really beautiful, isn't it?
you know, like someone had been listening.
Would I offend you if I told you something? Probably not.
(ALL LAUGHING) Was I close?
and here I am, which is fantastic.
Ah.
Well, you know, don't break anything.
Darling, I love you. I mean that sincerely.
Just pay, all right? Just pay.
Can you stay the night, please? What?
It's a beautifully written story
Not me, honey. I'm a prestidigitator.
Like what?
I'm one of the top reporters on the...
And the police have him now, so everything's fine.
And I mean that. From the bottom of my heart I say that to you.
There'll be loads of gorgeous guys there.
Nobody wants to get caught, Sidney.
Unless he strangles a passerby.
Huh? Let's just...
Sorry, I don't buy it.
It's a very sensitive situation,
Okay, so there is a combination!
and made it look like a Tarot killing.
Did you hear that?
but I raised my hand and she would not call on me.
Yes, I just have some business to take care of.
Okay.
And this paper is proud to run it.
Where did you get the information?
M.C.: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves
Yes, I'm a magician and I want to stay a magician. Can I have a Coke please?
All you have here are a number of titillating speculations.
Too much smoke not to be fire.
Oh, Jesus, If I ever catch that Joe Strombel, I'll kill him.
Well, if there's a scoop to be had here,
So you blew the story. It's not life or death.
in case something happened,
You know how many crank tips the papers say the police get?
I can't tell you. It's really...
But what about the story you're writing on him? What is that all about?
And I thought I heard this click on the phone,
I ran into someone today who said that Peter Lyman