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[SNORING]
and obviously in great danger...
your dumb [Bleep] tennis shoes
Our only choice is to suck it up
- [BEEP] - I love you.
but we're here to make it better
Banks are awesome.
I'm panicking.
Everything falls apart without the bop.
to find out what things rhyme with "Father."
It's 2:20, and I'm starting to wonder
Did you know that hard candy kills more people than smoking?
your morning meal of Steak-umms and eggs.
including classic hits like "Ferris Wheel."
[SIGHS]
♪ He says, "You're ruining this episode of 'Magnum, P.I.' ♪
- Go to sleep. - No.
through the healing power of rap.
Erica was far away and helpless
and lost all perspective.
♪ He doesn't wear pants, and he sits in a chair ♪
♪ But girls just wanna have fun ♪
and now he spends his whole life with a comfort dog.
What if we both be The Fresh Prince?
No! No.
You're only 16. You don't have a rep yet.
♪ He'll even buy the stuff that we break in a store ♪
They have unlimited money and lollipops.
♪ He has no worries, he has no fears ♪
- Just pick up next time. - No!
♪ Our dad has a problem with flatulation ♪
And Jazzy Jeff to listen to only one headphone
for being spoiled and ungrateful,
Hello, Father. We see you're enjoying
It's your mom, and I'm looking at plane tickets now.
__
- You okay? - ♪ Oh, Daddy dear ♪
are always super funny and rap about happy stuff.
Ew. What the hell, dude?
Hello?
- [BEEP] - [SOBBING] It's 5:23,