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Oh, oh, man.
you'll never amount to anything.
Whoa!
- No, this isn't the Ders way. - I love the Ders way.
- Yeah. - Cool.
- What, man? I'm here. - Dude, wake up!
- You're a. - You're a dumb.
Really? Today?
You might want to go this direction
I'm okay with that, considering...
because they know they're gonna grow up and be hot.
It's very dangerous out here.
It's hysterical.
Leave a voicemail.
and delete all her messages before she gets in today.
But for one person,
♪ with the static in the ocean
I hate you! I hate you!
if she treats me like that, and I'm a good twirker.
This rock star needs a monster can of red bull. Now.
Where's Blake?
- Go without you? - Yes.
- Move! - What are you doing?
- We know. We hear you. - You're a great twirker.
- You got it. - Oh, and Adam?
I'm ready for work.
And then got more perfecter.
No, my password is your birthday.
right down there, if you want to see that.
- She... what are those? - They're headache pills.
I watched dishes.
Hello, you've reached Alice. I'm the boss,
Stick a fork up your butt and eat poo,
I'm talking about the bike, you sick freak.
but it's Rancho Cucamonga, let's get prehistoric.
Well, yeah, I don't know, mom.
- What do you mean? - I'm not...
of just dads sneezing.
- Ow! I slipped a disk. - Adam? Adam?
Still a burrito, man!
Oh, who am I, you might wonder?
What are you doing? Stop it.
Tits are rad!
We are not giving up! Okay?
She put her little thing down.