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You're not me.
This is a very special object.
She's the one with Lord Augustus.
That's the bard, you know. I'm a bit of a reader myself.
You'd never know there was a depression in that country.
Bugger!
I know we said cash, so I'm raising the amount. I want you to leave now.
Tuppy?
They lured the sailors with their songs.
We both had too much champagne.
Oh, I'm saving it for Robert. He loves figs.
Lord Plymdale passed on last year. Liver, I think.
- You pay me too many compliments. - I'll stop at once.
Oh, thank you.
Could the entire nation be hard of hearing?
Suppose it wasn't work, suppose he had a mistress.
And you know what they say.
Okay, in an hour.
You said goodbye to her twenty years ago. No second chances.
All paying jobs absorb...
The dress?
Here we are, in the sunshine...
They haven't seen him today.
For a man who's never thought of getting married...
It was only a flesh wound.
Barman.
I had a dream about Mrs Erlynne today.
Then I must know who it is.
it's better coming from me.
A photograph in a locket.
"Married and divorced twice."
about marriage it certainly is an experience.
Every saint has past, every sinner has a future.
You have a very poor sense of decorum.
Rhode Island. Mrs Windemere.
Can he come back later?
No, no, John's yacht, John's rules.
Can't, sorry.
I'm sure you can be 21 as many times.
- I made an investment for her. - An inheritance, I suppose?
If I could fool a woman as pretty, I wouldn't be a bachelor.
You care about yourself, and no-one else.
Just the opposite. The truth is I don't want to see you hurt.
you're the first man who's asked me that.
She's a cold, selfish woman.
The other hand, then.
Care to make it interesting?
It has to be something really special...
She threw me out last night.
When you do, I'm here. Will you remember that?
I like people to ask.
Where's this old crate going to?
I rest my case.
Tuppy's given up smokes for her.
- Can you sign on the account? - Ah, yes, of course.
I can't believe it - she's got him!
I didn't think.
But Robert and I married for love...
That's the favour?
He's proposing to her.
I love you.
I told you I was serious.
Think of Alessandra.
Meg, of the magnificent Windemeres?
You imply she's the devil's handmaiden.
Oh, yes, it's Robert's wife.
And it's known me as rich as a king
Well, I couldn't respect that.
How was lunch?
I beg your pardon, I was looking for someone else.
I thought you agreed not to call me at home?
Women don't want to be understood, they want to be loved.
She'll give you a good discount.
Let's drop it.
Whisky.
Wherever do you find shoes to fit?
She isn't at all.
- Can I ask you a favour? - Anything at all.
Oh, yes. Everyone.
I feel so foolish.
Goodnight.
None at all.
It's after midnight. Happy birthday.
You wanna go out the back?
Thank you very much. Come back again to see us.
Husbands like to see me come...
Can you stay with him?
A year? Pratically forever.
They always end in settlement.
Her uncle just died. She's come into some money.
So, I'll do exactly as you wish...
too late to do anything, too early for dinner...
Men don't marry women like me.
Tuppy, I swear, I had no idea.