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‐ He looks nice.
‐ Hey, kid, would you mind giving your grandfather
‐ Sorry we exploited you being mad at Duncan
‐ I can always forgive, but I never forget,
‐ I gotta go. School starts in three hours.
I'm an "obstute" observer of the human condition.
‐ Need something, Dad?
‐ [groans sadly]
‐ Are you criticizing me while I'm doing
Who's gonna fart and blame the dog?
♪ Train kept a‐rolling all night long ♪
[horse neighs]
♪ I don't care
[engine buzzes]
Maple Bar, no! You were my maid of honor!
‐ Yeah, you're crazy, lady!
or else you won't bore people at my wedding.
[groans]
‐ I didn't know you were such a film buff.
‐ I found chocolate syrup under Mommy's bed.
[engine sputtering]
‐ Damn, your dad sounds like a good man.
‐ That was freaking awesome, dude,
‐ Huh?
‐ ♪ Well, get along
♪ But I just couldn't tell her ♪
[horse grunts]
I put the cart before the horse.
‐ Thanks, Dad.
We're gonna go get him.
‐ Jackie! ‐ [screams]
Let's get some Kenny Chesney cheesy fries.
You've heard the expression. You know,
Smash that guitar over my head
man, dying people have the life.
Your dad's not man enough. Why don't you tell me, Slumpy?
Ugh. ‐ You think she's tough?
Ugh.
[together] Why not?
‐ Oh! ‐ [gasps]
‐ Your brother broke curfew. Get in the car.