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Pretty, pretty, pretty...
Yeah, but we're supposed to be having lunch together.
Somebody paid $4,000 to go have lunch with me.
And gray is kind of right in the middle. They look good.
He told me he was going to cancel the check...
All right, thanks a lot.
That's what I'm telling him. How can you steal my termination?
- and I became an alcoholic. - Okay, you don't have to do it right now.
So it had nothing to do with the thong?
"I'm Jersey guy.
I mean, he's at the beach, he can wear whatever he wants, right?
- It's a family name, really. - Big family?
And I think you're going to enjoy her very much.
- You sure it wasn't Dick Groat? - Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
at the same table. Pretty big table.
How did this happen? He's on to me now.
Yeah, 'cause Lou Gehrig had a disease named after him.
- I was just having lunch with the guy. - I know, but Larry, that's another thing.
- Yeah, but I mean... - The people'd love to be sitting...
"I'm from Jersey, I'm the Jersey guy."
Is this the Beverly Center, this thing?
"Who am I?" you're saying to yourself.
And everything that's in it, Mr. Spleen
Hedonist, he's a hedonist?
I guess that's up to you.
- Feel good. - All right, you too.
You ever catch your parents having sex?
- And what did he say? - He said he did mind.
I'm not going back there. No way, I can't, would you?
So, what am I gonna do?
It must have come up somehow, I don't know.
- I can't talk to him in that bathing suit. - It is pretty small.
- Why not? - I've been auctioned off for some charity.
Listen, it's good to see you. Stay feeling good, I feel great too.
I just feel like there's a lot of pressure for me to be entertaining...
He wants to have lunch with Larry David.
I feel great.