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Hi, Pearl.
Jack Robinson!
Lookie, Pop!
Your traitor cousin Pearl is letting her daughter desert to the Yankees.
What's the trouble, Jethro?
Yeah, she figured it would help you to sleep.
Take your shoes off.
I'll get it, Pop!
And it ain't easy.
I told you to take it up to Granny's bedroom.
She's always bragging on you.
Every gore and gusset and dart and tuck and ruffling and ricklack, I did it all myself.
Leave it surprised.
Did she get you to wash the whole outside of the house?
Oh, you know he passed it.
And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.
There's going to be a fight.
My half the day is gone.
Now, you listen to me, Pearl, and you listen good.
You said Pearl got the kind of figure a man likes.
That poor woman is old and tired, and we owe it to her to let her rest.
There wasn't a span of horses or a chariot in there.
You was looking poorly last night and I figured you needed a little rest.
I was getting awful hungry.
Black gold.