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I cut a ribbon at the grocery store and signed autographs.
I saw a black mouse.
Hi. This is Phil Dunphy.
Well, let's dim the lights, crank up the Norah Jones and get this over with.
weighing 34.24 pounds,
Golfing? Psht! That is for old men and for women who like women.
you're gonna be free fallin', Tom Petty.
You got that right. You should have listened to Jay.
Hola. it's Javier. Open up!
Okay. Fine.
you know everything's gonna be okay?
You just reminded me about my dream last night.
Oh. Gotta go change my tank.
Win a war some time. Then we'll start talking like you.
Hold on one second.
Is there any way I can reach him or, uh, someone else I can talk to?
- I'm stickin' with Little Bacon. - It's your funeral.
Come on. Your dad is in town. Let's go to the races.
Everybody just came by for absolutely no reason at all.
Fifty dollars on Little Bacon to win.
We came as soon as we heard. Heard what?
What'd it say?
What? The winner is number six, Brad's Wax Jacket.
there's a 70% chance I'm gonna die.
You're staying a week? Make that go away.
No. Who told you that? Gloria.
En espafiol, par favor.
Shout out to my, uh, college buddy, Ling,
I can assure you, you are perfectly fine.
and he tells me he is the winner. Tells you, huh?
The phone! Answer it!
Thank you.
I think I saw it too. You didn't see anything.
No, it's not. Listen to me. Listen.
Wanted to give you a heads up in case there's some overlap.
Phil is fine. As a matter of fact, you should go before he even knows you're here.
Oscar
and Gloria's former husband and lover. Oh.
Do I sense something, Mitchell?
Not nothing. Not nothing. What?