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♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance,
That's my fault. It's okay. The table broke the fall.
You go get a court order, and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution!
look at all the severed heads
these ghosts once you catch them?
there is no regular season myers only playoff myers
Oh, Shit.
You never studied.
.
Playtesting?
- What are we doing today, Zuul? - Must prepare for the coming of Gozer.
I have seen swoogins that will make your shit white
Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day
Oh that's ok...
Oh, Your Eminence.
- No. Goddamn it! This wasn't... - You actually eat this stuff?
.
RAY: Ectoplasmic residue.
I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact either.
I blame myself. So do I.
- I think we'd better split up. - Good idea.
Well, when we get to 20, tell me. I'm gonna throw up.
(BANGS)
35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds.
Hey, Murphy should stay here, sleep here, You know to try it out
You only have 75 more to go.
You go get a court order, and I’ll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution.
There is no Mrs. Roseland, only two Mrs. Ambles.
I have seen swoogins That will turn your shit white
I'm gonna need to draw some petty cash.
Go ahead. No, I can't.
Go check on that little guy!
- What is it, Peter? - I'm here with Dana Barrett.
Somebody, let me in
Hi, this is Larry King. The phone-in topic today, ghosts and ghostbusting.
Ladies if someone invites you to an illuminate party you say “NO!”
Well when we get to 20, tell me. I’m gonna throw up.
Are you the Rate Limiter?
Whoa!
Dogs and cats, living together...
- Wanna play rough? - Yeah.
And I looked as he opened the sixth seal.
What an Ass hole
Whoa, cookies are coming.
And there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling.
Me and the kids both explaining to the wife to the wife what caused them to burst into tears
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU SAY, "YES!"
Woah! Woah! Woah!
I mean, the architect was either a certified genius or an authentic wacko.
SINCE I JOINED THESE MEN, I HAVE SEEN SHIT THAT WILL TURN YOU WHITE.
Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of shitposting…
other people will join in.
You son of a bitch
We picked up this guy. Now we don't know what to do with him.
(ROARING)
Better check the fridge. Good call.
Trump All Your Signs Should Say
"(IN DEMONIC VOICE) There Is No Tim, Only Zuul."
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!
Do you want this body?
(ALARM WAILING)
You’re never gonna regret this, Dave.
(GULPING)
i bought the jacket, kev.
I'm worried, Ray. It's getting crowded in there,
Yunng in her bed shinyless There is no Shiny Gods. There is only Zuul!
She says she's the gatekeeper
I am the Keymaster. The Destructor is coming.
Forget it, Venkman. You had your chance to cooperate,
(YELLING)
Will you please leave?
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!
(MUMBLING)
Thank you, Vinz. We have to find Ray. I need him here immediately.
This job is definitely not worth 11,500 a year.
Don't patronize me. I'm not grotesquely stupid, like the people you bilk.
We could be on the verge of a fourfold cross-rip,
bye
- I'm not at liberty to say. - And where do you put
We got one!!!!!!
be good for goodness sake Whoa somebody’s coming
A full-torso apparition. And it's real.
When Bader asks if you want a demo You say YES!
Everying going on Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought
I think he can hear you, Chad
That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.
- Spates Catalog. Yeah. - Tobin's Spirit Guide.
which perfume are you gonna buy? burberry rainforest wave.
Okay, we'll be right there.
The rug was very big in ancient Haywardia
You're right. No human being would stack books like this.
Watch it. Go ahead.
Venkman, shorten your stream. I don't want my face burned off.
Dick Smith has a small business In Receivership
Insert the trap.
Everybody getting this so far?
What did you do, Ray?
He took PKE valences, went right off the top of the scale.
you didn't used to look like this
“There is no Bunny. There is only Zuul.”
yes beryl christineflickstinsspiterette? what do you want? i want to do some aomiaiing in aonaxxing.
Some maintain that these
who says he has a paranormal experience. What have you seen?
♪ An invisible man sleeping in your bed ♪
I'm no one.
- Yeah, big difference. - No offense,
Well, I don't think that the man is competent to conduct
We Handle this kind of thing all the time
Talk about telekinetic activity. Look at this mess.
- I didn't get your name. - I am Zuul.
It was scientific. - I just got over excited.
It only cost me 14.12 after tax, though.
Well, that's all right. I don't either. But there are some things we do,
have been reported across the entire tri-state area.
Commodified botanicals, stripped of their landed context, and Indigenous medicine: Mass hysteria!
I bought the truck, ray
Lenny Do You know the meaning of CovFeFe ???
You son of a bitch
Oh, I get it. I get it. Oh, very cute.
You are so odd.
No job is too big. No salary is too big.
I want you to get right down there, check it out, and get back to me.
If something's gonna happen here, I want it to happen to me first.
(YELLING)
Smoking!
WINSTON: Hey, Ray, do you believe in God?
It's a sign alright, Going Out of Business
Sorry about the "bug eyes" thing. I'll be in my office.
Cross the streams
Everybody has heard ghost stories around the campfire.
I'll bet you're gonna be thinking about me after I'm gone.
They will perish in the political flames of their own fires.
You know what that means? A complete particle reversal.
- You okay? - I'm all right.
D N!
Let's turn them on, Spengler!
KAE MOTTO No job is too big. No fee is too big
(GROANING)
When a Dell tech asks if it's a custom image you say "no!"
He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?
Sepitembala 27, 1971
Yes, of course they're serious.
Oh, hi.
light is green builds are clean
I’ve quit better jobs than this
Oh, thank God.
♪ If there's something weird and it don't look good ♪
Bed time negotiations With my kids
(YELLING)
Layla’s ok, Nanny’s body broke her fall.
- and start tearing up the city? - Sumerian, not Babylonian.
Commodified botanicals, stripped of their landed context & Indigenous medicine: Mass hysteria!
and we can stop this thing...
Professional hamster investigations and eliminations.
What An Ass Hole
. .
Hurry.
Art deco. Very nice.
There was a space and there was a building or something with flames coming out of it.
Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
I went to the Muppet store
I did that, I did that.... .... that's my fault
That oughta do it Thanks very much, Your Honor
No! "Many" would not do it
It'll be ready promptly on time as soon as your guests are with us.
Mando, if someone asks you... If you removed your helmet . . . . . . . . you say no!!
That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me
I saw it. I saw it. I saw it.
♪ If there's something strange in your neighborhood ♪
We came, we saw, We kicked it's ass
I want you inside me.
I WILL, MISTER
george i told ya we'd do you-know-what in the end! boing yes faye you know what i'm divorcing.
I feel like the floor of a taxicab.
Judgement Day