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- The Vulcan scissor.
- This isn't about you.
- Who are you performing this for, Jake?
- Listening doesn't require noise!
and I've just been assaulted based solely on profession.
I am a con man.
- Why not? You already named him.
I think O'Sullivan watched the body cam recording
- I'm sorry. We really tried.
I've been pushed to the brink emotionally and physically.
Ever since she quit the force,
- Hello, Santiago. How's your lunch?
- [sighs]
and it gets thrown out.
- Well, yeah, but I mean, I kind of had to say that
and please don't say anything until I'm done,
- You got it.
when...it is not.
But you know what was rougher?
I just donated to a great charity,
- Oh!
and that's what I am to you now, a stranger.
- Tell her about toilet paper.
which means if we want proof,
and you could be arrested for breaking and entering.
I'll go first.
- I'm not in a cult.
You have to wear a shirt at all times.
- So it says to participate in a new hobby
I once had a sex dream about Sanjay Gupta.
- Yeah, but I didn't think you'd get proof, get proof.
- I started performing daily checks
Look, I just want to help out.
And obviously things are a bit tense,
- They'd file a countersuit. - Yes.
- I was just messing with you. - You were?
and they're yelling at me to stop resisting,
Yeah, he looked like a candied apple with a widow's peak.