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It's like a shitty Groundhog Day.
with Tibet now that you're out of power.
You look like Clark Kent if they dug up Christopher Reeve's corpse to play the part.
...and will to the best of my ability...
- In there. - In here.
Legacy!
Or what we humans call the vice president.
for vice president between Senator Tom James and Senator Laura Montez.
How dare you?
- Thank you. - I don't want you to worry.
the vote that is happening right now in our Senate.
are considered a sexual prize.
Excuse me, sir. I made you a latte.
Yeah, $12. I was thinking right around 15.
that we've come to an agreement
he's fully endorsing my presidency,
That's literally the least you can do.
and I know that you think that I'm funny
Well, I've always dreamed of living in a small town,
of President of the United States...
Okay, you listen to me. Listen to me.
- Yeah, it is. - Okay.
Yeah, I know what it's the last night before of.
Oh, Senator James.
Early detection would have prevented this.
- Morning, sir. - Morning.
Madam President, I'm afraid to tell you
Try for Big Pharma. I hear they do The Palm.
Okay.
Think I'm gonna need an agent, you know,
- Oh. - Yeah. I'm a congressman.
Okay, that's technically Catherine's painting.
Pot, kettle.
Okay, let's put a pin in the VP for now.
Your country thanks you.
this is the dawn of a new era.
All the photos of you with the Washington elite.
Are we praying, ma'am?
You've interviewed here so many times,
I'm married. I have the ring hiding under the gloves.