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Pot, kettle.
to pee sitting down since FDR.
So help me God.
That's Columbia Broadcasting?
Vice president, take it or leave it.
- Mom. - What?
No, he's at the Senate for the vote.
Thank you, Summerlin, you senile old piss sponge.
I just got an offer from CBS News.
you and your twink army in here cock scraping each other's esophagi
Mike! Mike! Mike!
Everybody knew about it but me, too.
You know, hire some hot interns.
- It's not us. - Oh, fuck. Wallace is going Montez.
- My beauty. - That's right. Let's go.
And then it turned out to be the 12 loneliest months of my life.
with the Chinese government to free Tibet.
and a very important part of my administration.
that we're gonna have another four years of working together.
15 years, I feel like I am 100% New Mexican.
My fucking nuts!
All right, come on, Ben, let's go.
- Madam President. - What?
...preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Just think of it as morning somewhere. Carrie?
- Tom's not veep, you butler. - Doyle is vice president.
So what's next for you?
$12.
a lobbyist to take me out to lunch short notice?
I need a wallet
Was I supposed to write something, ma'am?
- Get Wallace on the phone. - Get Wallace!
- this doesn't just happen. - Tom, he voted!
- Baller. - Baller.
Oh, wow.
Montez! Montez! Montez!
- You're a motherfucker. - No, I'm serious. I'm serious.
Can I borrow somebody's phone? I have to check on Buddy.
Yeah, I know.
We've got to see what's going on in the Senate right away.