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Kent, can you give a girl some warning next time
I have a feeling you're gonna do some really great things.
Hoo. I have tickets to the inaugural ball tonight.
- No, I saw it. - No. Oh.
having a little place on Main Street, hanging a shingle out front,
Wherever they have prostitutes. These guys could help you.
This is a truly stunning turn of events
- That's 50. - Not another tie.
with the exception of Deep Space Nine.
Go back door! Back door!
You fuckers.
so I will be counting on his help...
You offered it to everybody in town.
I bet there are a dozen of them right now at the Georgetown Four Seasons.
We are moments away from the Senate vote
Garbage?
They must be substantially less attractive than the congressman.
He hears he's quite the statesman.
I'm here to offer my help
who many feel caused the Civil War.
and I'm funny, ha, ha, ha. Well, at least I cared.
I... I guess so, yeah.
I want secretary of state
No, the president will not be making a statement at this time.
Because I'm repulsive both in appearance and manner.
his zombified wooden asshole twice a day
My auntie used to talk about loneliness like that.
Uh, thank you.
Tom James could be healthier, I have to say.