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Selina Meyer will never be vice president ever, ever again.
Yeah, sure did.
I'm hearing something about your borking Dunkirk.
Mm-hmm. Absolutely, ma'am.
Legacy meeting adjourned.
that you've planted throughout the White House.
Okay, I can do this.
Oh, I wish I had won.
- Gary... - Oh, shut up!
And I really want secretary of state.
or perhaps on one of the many bugs
since I've been doing all this press for the rescue farm.
- It's my new look. - Oh.
They have rated you the 43rd most effective president ever.
Alternate timelines are a crutch
What?
God, I hate this country.
- Hey. - Hello.
I know you make fun of me
is we have to make Tibet happen.
Go through the Qataris, okay?
- for everything you did... - Amy, just come with us.
Nice shoes.
You're gonna be a partner...
This will no doubt put President Montez in line for the Nobel Prize.
You're kidding.
Oh, they're waiting for you in the Roosevelt Room, ma'am.
- Mom. - Oh!
I think it was a slave state, so it might have been free.
Here she is, baby Ellen.
It's really more of a copresident position.
Come on, you page-diddling Hawaiian fat fuck.
- Congratulations, Jonah. - Thanks, man.
- I may have a full-time gig for you. - Really?
Take what from where?
I was thinking vice president.
Call a doctor and call my mom.
for Laura Montez.
Oh, I know...
Jesus Christ. What have we got?
for coffee in the Red Room
- Ma'am. - Bye.
Well, President Lu, I'm very glad
I want you guys to get used to two things...