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- Morning, sir. - Congressman Ryan's office.
Yeah, it was a really, really amazing visit.
But then again, I grew up in Mexico.
Hey, Colt, welcome to team Ryan.
The only president
Gracias.
Fuck that guy.
So help me God.
Next time it's Alejandro's birthday, he's gonna come all over your face.
is broken by the president of the Senate.
I wish everybody won.
Congressman...
Morning, Madam President. I am back.
and I'm happy to say
We are interrupting President Montez's speech
President Lu is particularly happy to work alongside Senator James.
but nothing a little ice won't fix.
Small problem with one of the engines, Madam President.
Mike, if Tom James wins against Senator Montez
The United States of America has a new president.
You're gonna be an accidental president.
What is that sound?
This is Mee-Maw's painting back here and I want to make sure to get this home.
An estimated one million people are anxiously awaiting
- so I don't shave my pubes. - I'm writing that down.
Thanks.
God, I hate this fucking country.
So what's the reason now, then?
- What? - Yeah, on a circuit court nominee.
Yeah, I got to call you back. Something amazing is happening.
- Any luck with the new job search? - Uh...
There's been enough uncertainty in this country,