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- Did everyone do their jobs today?
- Well, I think we learned a valuable lesson today.
- But we don't respect each other at all.
Does that mean that we're one of the shitty teams?
Because we're all in this together.
coasting forever into the infinite void.
I've been trying to kill you with iocaine powder for years.
[sobbing]
AISHA: Nope. They were just way back in the cupboard.
- Yes, sir. Adjusting vector now.
[explosion booms]
- We're not doing a Princess Bride.
The Firm final battle all over again.
You made us sit through all these stupid stories,
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- Show me these teams that are "like us."
[pops can] [sighs]
- Fucking idiot, we've been watching Pupas die all day!
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Jesus Christ!
- Is that a cop?
- I didn't even say anything yet!
- That's from Congo the movie. This is based on the book.
and then it got hit by an asteroid too?
on an already inhabited planet for six months.
[explosion booms]
Chasm! Chasm!
- What are we talking, snow planet?
To clean dirtbags like this out of the quadrant.
- This is all a misunderstanding--
- You mean other cool teams?
- Aw, fuck. Why are we acting so trashy, dudes?
- Clearly, the mission relies on mutual respect.
AISHA: I don't know, I only have the records for the last set.
- I need backup, now.
Get over it and bring back the fucking blimps.
- We can all horse around right on the edge of the cliff.
AISHA: [clears throat] Well, team 63 has been
[squawks] [all screaming]