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You know, sam, if i told you Right now you could have me,
Is that the one with The craggy face that Looks like granite?
Ooh!
Thank you.
So i can tear The heads off these Pasty-faced geeks
To microscopic size,
Ok? Maybe it's me.
Breathe easy, doc.
Sam, if you do that, You may end up having To pay rent again
Here, here.
And i may have to pay him His stupid rent,
That, you know, didn't Know me so well,
You're driving me Up the wall.
Oh, you, too, sammy?
Mr. Hill, I just had lunch Up at your restaurant,
What are you Going to do?
"What the--"
I got some of them Right there on the napkin.
This is one of Those that just Didn't work out.
Actually, val, I'm kind of busy here.
Sam, i think we both know Why i'm here.
The only reason you're Interested in that girl
But has anybody told you About the specials For tonight?
[Horn honks]
It's just that i don't Like to do my romantic stuff In public.
Oh, thank you Very much.
Oh, she's really nice...
Yeah, i was pretty Excited, too.
The smell of your hair Is making me queasy.
Yeah, what's that?