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Go watch gay porn!
Amen.
[VEHICLES CRASHING]
we make the passes,
Lemons, paper cuts...
C'mon, Alan!
Hut!
Hello? Ughn!
I hope you're all happy keeping Alan off the team.
'cause I'm having second thoughts about
The monkey's killing a duck!
Run away from the sound of my voice!
playing in the big game.
No, you're confusing us!
Bingo.
I have to go, Onyx, I'm parked in a handicapped spot.
You are panty-waisted pussies who squat to pee,
♪ feelin' oh so fine ♪
32 years ago I dropped out of high school
Hello, I'm Jerri Blank.
like, say... the debate team?
And it's gonna sting!
I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.
Hi, Jerri!
You know what's funny, he's blind,
What are you up to, dumb eyes?
to the movement of the stars
Huh?
It's me, Jerri.
Oh... what's your favorite color?
Listen up, Roger, don't push me
Wait!
Except Alan, who never regained consciousness
I will not be strong-armed by the Board of Education.