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These people could really use a Bible!
Into the bowl.
God, am I the only person living in reality here?
Uh-oh. If things calm down, Nez, you're next, bro.
Hey! Man-child here thinks he can take me.
- Same shot every time! - All right. You know, um, Mac?
with all the other little pigs you used to fuck.
Things only mean as much as the meaningfulness
What is the most trouble you've ever gone to, to meet a girl?
Who are you to say he isn't real?
in-between the notes that they're offering you.
Yeah, "bitch boy."
Desperate for pussy! (LAUGHS)
I'll let you know when I feel threatened.
BEUTER: I'll let you boys deal with that hocus-pocus junk.
Oh, shoot, man.
ROPER: Ew. Stop.
Yeah. Hey, Beuter.
I'm a fucking pro prospect, too, and you know it.
Whoo-hoo!
Okay, now play like you got some fucking semen in your sack, Brum.
Bachelor number two? Are you there?
Dang, that sure is Lone Star. That's alcohol right there.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no. They're with us.
a holdover from primitive humans
Is that really what you're asking me?
in the middle.
Right now, I guarantee you he's telling those girls
Bullshit! You're on the team now, baby!
- Yeah. - Go!
by that asshole in the car back there.
and a big-ass joint on top.
BEVERLY: Is this your first-choice school, or...
in Coma's ability to get a hit
Shit!
- (EXHALES) - ...and on the count of three,
was the baddest guy on his high school team.
"Is his girlfriend in his family tree?"
Cool.
(CHUCKLING) Not at the moment.
FINN: She's testing you. She's trying to gauge your response.
Right.
What, you just wake up one morning just fucking... (YELLS)
you know, I stepped up.
(GRUNTING)
- How bad is it? - It's bad.
JAKE: What?
Pete Ward's real. (LAUGHS)
Here for a good time not a long time, right?
DALE: Thanks, man.
But beyond that, I'm not counting on anything.
How did you know what room I was in?
you'd have been shut down. You don't see that?
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
How'd you do?
Brum!
- You are a natural. - Thank you.
We have a little tradition out here welcoming in the new guys.
because he was just able to do so without it.
Yeah. Yeah. There's gonna be too much smoke.
JAY: Get out of my way.
- Fuckin' with me. - No...
Not a lefty, are you?
What do you mean, "the Pete Ward thing"?
Practice like you play, man.
- Jake! Hey! Hi! - Hey! Hey!
BRUM: Whoo!
You just wouldn't listen, Nez. You wanna go half price?
- Right. See ya. - Okay. All right.
(SIGHS) Did I
(CROWD CHEERING)
FINN: See, the perfect rim ingredients keep the drink on its toes.
Ah. Not very healthy.
Okay, um...
I don't know if you guys are doing anything tonight,
(FAUCET HISSING)
with all your physiological phenomena bullshit.
We're out here, ahead of all the other teams
Hey, you still with Gretchen?
I'll come show you a good time.
You know what, your little...
Back off! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
MAC: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
BRUM: Yeah, sure thing, dude.
Speaking of.
your guys' cup of tea, but, I mean, fuck it,
Hey, and, you,
And you think the way things are going now
(LAUGHING) You gotta be shittin' me, man!
Hell, you got 21, 22-year-old guys over there
Those guys are always so fucking weird.
Uh...
You got the best cheese on campus
It's called a Manitoba Moose.
Would you like to come see my large collection of heads,
- (ALL CHEERING) - Yeah!
The second coming of Nolan Ryan.
Just trying to help you! Ungrateful kid.
You wrote about that for your essay...
(LAUGHS)
Say hello, Finn.
- (GIRLS LAUGHING) - Yeah, baby!
See, now the gloves are off.
If it's a crime to be sexy then you're under arrest
- Finn? - Yeah?
Yeah, man, that's what she says.
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
I liked him.
- Pete Ward. - What about him?
Um, you could probably come, if you want.
and she's running them through the wringer, okay?
- Sure thing. - (ALL LAUGHING)
Shut up. Let's go.
I'm just not gonna do that.
I just implied you guys might be bored, that's all.
- You drafted? - No.
We're cool.
Let's do it.
Now, that's a fact, I know that.
Do it all wrong
one ol' boy got hit in the head
DALE AND FINN: (CHANTING) Jake! Jake!
I'm gonna go upstairs real quick.
"his cock looks like an outie bellybutton."
- Oh, Jesus Christ, not this psychopath. - DALE: Oh, shit.
GORDAN: If you haven't met yet,
This big house just outside of town,
I wish I had a tail. Fuck, that'd be awesome.
FINN: Whatever, girls.
It's this year.
Look, there are thousands and thousands of people
Okay.
Okay, you know, we all take turns being chumps around here.
You know, we're playing baseball.
Yeah, you keep up that funky-ass spin shit.
Let's go, boys. Let's go! Hey!
- Eight up! Eight up! Let's go! Let's do it! - JAY: Eight-eight.
ROPER: All right, what are we looking at? Let's see.
Hey, I don't think we really fit in here.
Chug it, Justin! Go, go, go, go, go!
Good! Then don't.
- ROPER: Oh, yeah. - They're intelligent girls.
Okay. Number two, and it's a biggie, gentlemen.
That's not true, though. You haven't danced with one girl yet.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me drop a Finnegism and make a Finnegasm
- (MOCKINGLY) Aww. - (LAUGHS)
Hey, guys The name's Alex Brumley
Even taking hits from bongs. (CHUCKLES)
Student Center? Come with us. Come on, we'll fix you up!
we're gonna play cards, you have fun.
Mmm-hmm.
I'll shove it up your ass and I'll sign it!
- About there? (LAUGHS) - Yeah, border. Borderline.
I don't know, man. (SNIFFS)
Well, well, well!
It's a bad bet.
All right, 307. Help me remember that?
Yeah, me, too, man.
- 20-17! - 17 -point.
in the space
There's only one thing bigger than my IQ
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
Let's just hope they don't realize what they've done.
What is that brown shit on your lip?
- PLAYER: Good hit, Mac! - Hey, nice hit.
That's what we're talking about!