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He's this intense fuck from Detroit,
DALE: Sweet double, McReynolds!
I'll read a book.
- Phone. - What, man?
- Exactly. - DALE: Whoo! Whoo!
that I gotta complete, you know?
Dude, you're staring, he's cool.
It's putting yourself out there in art, in life,
I'm just supposed to be rooming with him.
You know what, if I had a prohibition against sleeping with all women
Yeah, she's definitely cheating on him.
(LAUGHS)
Finn, me, and Coma We got Mac in between
It's not phony. Okay? It's adaptive.
I think we should.
There was a typewriter in the back.
Let's see what you got, kid.
of a bar, 'cause you wanna look fucking tough?
Don't just put it on your neck. Come on.
We went over to the Guaranteed Wholesome.
PLUM: What's going on?
See how fast he's going?
(YELLS)
- Ready? - Aim...
(SLURPS)
What's up, dude? Tyrone Plummer.
or some shit, man.
Is that A mustache?
Throwing cheers to my boys
- Yeah. Yeah, I know. - Right? Yeah.
That's strike three. Dude, just sit down.
He does not like losing, at all!
JAKE: Ah. ROPER: Can we agree?
Sir, no, sir.
don't shoot you from the absolute front row.
Hey, man, you gotta appreciate it while it lasts, you know?
We gotta pay the phone bill here?
(ALL CHEERING)
Two years in a row. Undefeated.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
I was talking her language, I was meeting her on her level.
- Jesus, freshman, figure it out, man. - Oh. (LAUGHS)
Val.
- "The Eye of the Beholder." - Yeah, yeah, that one.
you're gonna be seeing this guy on TV someday.
But why, you know?
I got shit to do. I'll do some pushups.
My name is not Beuter!
Hey, you guys sure Coach isn't gonna know if we've been drinking?
ALL: (CHANTING) Dale! Dale! Dale! Dale!
- Hey! - What's up, man?
Well, man, I'll tell you what,
Oh, yeah, 95 on the gun, official.
I don't know. Tell me.
Are you a competitor? Are you a gamer?
We're gonna go in a bit. You guys wanna join?
- Transferring, playing ball. - Is he still here?
- No, sir. She got the rag. - ALL: Aww!
The schedule says "batting practice."
All right, smartass.
Oh, yeah. Are we mistaken?
All right, man, he just don't like losing at anything.
There's a fucking faucet outside, man! Hurry up!
Really?
- Is that enough for you? Okay. - Yes. Yes.
Whoo!
Skip?
know what I mean?
It's like Carl Sagan says, man,
Just let natural ability take over.
Did I say that? No.
Weirdo, man.
She needs quite a few more. You do, too.
- What a piece of shit old house, man. - Yup, yup.
Have a clue, freshman. The dorms suck.
or was it true?
You're fucking yourself up.
PLUM: Fucking batting practices.
The what award?
Welcome to college ball, freshman.
There's five helmets right there.
JAKE: That's fucking genius.
- FINN: 304. - Can we go now, Mr. Stalker?
Stand up, Willoughby.
What are you gonna do with that?
Hi, guys. I'm Beverly.
Yeah. No, not only that,
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Why do you ask? - I'm curious.
PLAYER 3: Way to go! Run, run, run!
What was that?
(DISCO MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
- Hey, did you guys see me win? - Put your fucking hands up.
- You know what that's called? - JAKE: No.
I've fucked more girls than you've cranked off to.
I'm... I'm late!
Everybody I know drinks a fucking screwdriver.
You know, some guys are just so aggressive.
(ALL LAUGH)
No?
Yeah, I have. Oh, yeah. Before you got here. I was all up on 'em, man.
- Oh, cool. - That was just a costume.
Bibliography! Annotated! Highlighted!
Whatever, man.
What the fuck game are they playing?
Now, come over here with those luscious thighs
Get in here! You're up!
As of right now, but hey, don't let them know.
- Murphy! Trouble walking in. - (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
WILLOUGHBY: But let's be honest,
NEZ: No, not right now, but I can't do it.
It's gonna be a long fucking day.
Hey, ladies please pass me another
What?
(MIMICS GIRL) "Hey, so have you had your chart done?"
My dream girl and my dream date.
Oh, shit, no, no, no. Is it?
I'm a performer, all right? I'm a grower, not a shower.
I love this. What, is it pledge week?
ROPER: There we go.
Hello, Beverly.
Yup.
Hey, check your pillows, man!
Cha-chao!
You know, (STAMMERING) and don't be afraid
Hey, Jake, man, I'm sorry, all right?
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
How can I amuse you this morning?
PLAYER 1: Yeah. PLAYER 2: Whoo!
I was just implying that this party might not be
What teachers will give you a break, what classes to take.
told him that there's no historical proof
- Uh, California. - That's where you're from?
is gonna be under or over $300.
- I'm fucking done, all right! - (LAUGHING)
there's probably the same ratio of intelligence
(BOTH YELLING)
No, no, you don't fit in. Okay, I told you to change.
ALL: Batting practice!
It's a shame.
- I'll bet you 10 bucks. - Ten bucks?
- Oh, yeah? - This new 'do!
Basketball team hasn't won shit.
Hey, Jake, you're still not saying where that party is.
that we weren't supposed to have girls upstairs?
Here's what we're gonna do.
Yeah.
I was just testing you. You pass.
Right arm cross.
You know what, I do have class.
(ALL CHEERING)
- Fucking no. - No.
- Nice to meet you. - (SIGHS)
Like most things with these guys, it's total bullshit.
Who's Pete Ward?
I was definitely messing with them, but I meant what I said.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING UPSTAIRS)
Well, well, well, if it ain't Beuter Perkins! Hey!
I'll come over the bar and show you a good time.
You heard of "foot in the door"?
Like your dress.
and yet it is a complete mystery to them.
whoa hey the bitch stick?
Uh...