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Triple or nothing. Huh?
QUEEN: Ooh, a good one.
No, I don't, actually.
might make you feel tough,
When you said you liked the quiet guy in the back seat best,
as evidenced by this ill-fated and ill-advised adventure
And not only do those guys not give a fuck about you,
you can play an E pentatonic scale at 100 miles an hour
- What am I thinking about? - Baseball.
- So, I gotta get two? - Yeah, Mac, two.
I feel like the Astros are going to win the World Series
You got a football team that'll win about three games a year.
All right, think about this.
Of course not!
Boy, you better stay out of my way
BEVERLY: Ah!
Yeah, he's in there.
(CHUCKLES)
So, what's this thing you're doing later?
artsy-fartsy theater major friends.
Okay. Well, get ready.
What? What?
What's the five-knuckle shuffle?
Anytime.
JAKE: Yeah, you got that one where the lady,
NEZ: Yeah, no, the registrar's office discovered it.
You're making us look bad. Just sit down.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Like, I know what we're doing here.
Nah, man. We just went by the house.
I know that for a fucking fact!
"it's how those atoms are put together."
You're a freshman, too. Not supposed to be hazing me.
DALE: Finn's in his average cock mode.
Shit.
(LAUGHS)
Way to go!
you know, you're barely even good enough to be here.
You should be investing this energy elsewhere.
Yeah, no shit,
JAKE: Hey, you gotta walk me through this, man.
(NEZ GRUNTING)
But there's only 25 of us. We're the best team on campus.
Say cheese, baby!
Oh, yeah? All right.
- (FLICKS KNUCKLES) - (NEZ GROANS)
- Lookit. - What? What's up?
I'm climbing that tree, Jake!
Yeah. I mean, every guy here
ROPER: Well, look at this lovely bunch of ladies.
heading to the Student Center.
- Hmm. - Yeah?
If you're not there, then you probably don't care
Bye. Call me later?
Humans were telepathic, man.
Okay. Pretty soon. Then I'll see you then.
Oh, fuck!
FINN: It's creepy! ROPER: Tell me about it.
I don't care if he grew up on 40 fucking rivers,
The inside is even weirder.
BEVERLY: (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Bachelor number three,
PLAYER 1: I'm not doing it.
He didn’t beat me in karting and now I’ll smash him in golf I’ll take that bet... any amount you want (no more than £20 I’m skint)
MAC: That's right, freshman.
- (HONKING) - Tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tits!
Nesbit. A pleasure.
Hey, what position do you play?
Master plan for a higher man
It's this physiological phenomenon.
Friends don't strike out friends,
(MOUTHING)
(SCATTING)
(VAL GIGGLES)
in my room pretty soon.
meet them in the middle and...
Yeah. Hey, new guys, listen up.
danced the Cotton-Eyed Joe in kicker attire,
'Cause I'm a superstitious fella
Yeah, hey, you know what, do what you do best, Niles,
(EXHALES) Did he just fucking... It's a fucking screwdriver!
but it turns out that she's beautiful,
FINN: Mmm-hmm.
You know, it's a gift to be striving at all, you know,
Party later tonight at the baseball houses.
Guys, were we supposed to wear a costume?
Coming around talking shit like that.
- Now we're full up. - (ALL LAUGHING)
ROPER: You guys have no idea.
You're not one of those guys that thinks that
Cheers for the beers.
Screwdriver! This place is fucking awesome.
What, the old "What's your major" question?
So, two rules.
- Shit, they don't? - No.
and all that fun stuff?
Shut his fucking mouth.
MAN: Have fun, boys.
Thank you, Willoughby. I'm Finn.
It's a little fucked up!
Did I ask you guys to be in my room right now?
Ah!
Listen to how it goes up.
You don't really seem like it.
FINN: I know a lot about the human body,
Listen to this progression here, okay?
COMA: The only thing you killed tonight
Like a party or something.
- Yeah. - ...and you're addicted to winning.
- "is a cock jockey." - JAKE: Oh.
It's not about you! Go fuck yourself.
- Really? - Yeah. God, I can't wait.
They, like, recruited us freshmen to help set up.
Hmm?
Like Nez. I hate that guy.
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
JAKE: Okay. Stop, stop.
NEZ: Yes, sir! No, no, no! Get this, get this.
All right, I got fucking swimmer's lungs. I'm a river rat.
You know what I'll do?
- You warm? - Yeah.
- Fuck! - You're up, man.
- All rightie. - Okay.
You gotta suck its dick.
to fold like a lawn chair?
- Sure, man, 309. - No, 307.
But now that I don't play
BOTH: Fire.
Out, actually, for the rest of the day and most of the night, though.
Nope. I'm telling you, it's absolutely impossible.