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the office from across the hall has committed an act of war.
I miss it so much. Come on back. Come on, come on, fight me.
Zorn's a-coming for ya. [phone rings, echoes]
Oh!
Alangulon, you listen to your mother.
Oh, by the way, the reason why the printer won't work
We can switch weapons!
"Vulchazor?" Oh, my God, Zorn.
[higher voice] Curses... foiled again!
for the Kingdom of Sanitation Solutions.
[laughs]
I totally get that you don't want to fight.
[deeper voice] I will eat each of their fingers in front of you
Like I did, for years, with Vulchazor.
ALL: Oh!
also, not necessary at all. 'Cause nothing's happening.
Yeah, uh, thanks.
Got it. So... no murder, no torture.
What in God's name is the meaning of this?
Oh, man. That was the life.
- # Zorn, Zorn... # [hits] - Stupid Craig! [cries out]
LINDA: I don't want to see you within ten feet of the breakroom
- I was a bully. - Yeah, I can see that.
All you need to really do is just walk up to them,
[lute twangs off-key, pieces clatter]
but if you're gonna do it, let your mommy teach you.
♪ Zorn, Zorn ♪
open a new bottle till the old bottle's finished.
Oh, I get it. You're wearing sweatpants to hide your diaper.
Hey! What's with all the shouting?
- I, uh, I kicked a fat kid. - You're welcome.