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Have I done something to you to upset you?
SUSAN: (ON TAPE) Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
Oh, my God. I didn't realize I wrote that.
Here we are.
Hurry up!
"But, a magnificent pair of bosoms..."
(SCREAMING)
Where'd you get that from, Mr. Potato Head?
which I would eat, normally, by the fistful...
Bradley Fine was more than just a coworker and a friend.
Hey, Mr. Beanbag! (WHISTLES)
Did you say where?
I am not an idiot, Ford. You are an idiot.
would be a PR coup for any terrorist group.
Ready? Aah...
Oh, my God. Karen.
Oh, God!
Okay. Lovely.
Terminal redesign pitch to Steve
Are you okay? No!
Okay.
other than this asthmatic Big Bird?
THERE IS A MOUSE ON MY TITS
There's no other way to say it, really.
when I split you open like a Tauntaun.
Did you wipe your eye after you cleaned out the cat box?
Our dear Mr. Dudaev will be arriving shortly.
This will be different.
Like the shoe store found in American malls.
and we'll get started first thing in the morning.
You were about to cause a scene
Clear my head.
Okay. Okay.
It was easy.
They may have a record of you, too.
Watch the road! Oh, my God!
This is a really jazzy plane.
Oh, good. It's the chicory.
Which means you'll have to be a little more careful...
CENSORED
Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally crop dust these guys.
There we go. Where did you get a suit?
Yeah. Yeah.
so it's really not much of a burn, is it?
Let's roll to our side.
Oh, God.
Jesus, Cooper, do you have pinkeye?
You're gonna get yourself killed.
and send you and your boyfriend to heaven.
Oh, gosh, please be careful.
Sometimes a man needs to go to sea.
You disappeared for 12 hours. We didn't know what happened!
He never, never!
native آکادمی
All right, little detour.
I'll take you up on your offer.
When your bros start attending AA
God!
What the fuck are you doing in here, arsehole?
Don't talk to me you're not my friend
Imagine running into you up here.
when people lied to him.
I couldn't even be president?
Take it down? That's how you get
SUSAN: Possibly.
Oh.
Hi my name is Dan I'm a sad Bulgarian clown
Good story.
I did get upgraded to premium economy once...
I couldn't talk because I was in an elevator filled with people.
Well, I'm tired of wearing my fucking sandpaper pants.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
I've been throwing my gym clothes
Because I stole a case of it...
Damn it, I was having such an empowering moment
Really?
You gonna cry, you little Swiss fucking pussy?
Okay. Let's try this.
Anton!
You could have avoided all of this.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
When your mom and sis tell your new gf that your last breakup was your fault
She was the only person I could ever trust.
I would like to take you to dinner to say thank you.
I gotta go.
When u single and plan a night with your bros and they bail to hangout with their girlfriends
I fucking made it, didn't I?
Bad seed rising Ain't no use in crying
A woman like that has super ears.
I'm so sorry I shot you.
Take a shower is what I'm saying.
Johann Gambolputty
What a stupid fucking retarded thing to say
Oh, my God. (YELPS)
Glad the pinkeye is under control.
Could this hotel be any more murdery
Don't, you son of a bitch.
SUSAN: Okay.
not "Anton."
Smell you later, pal. (CHUCKLES)
she'll take us all to its very secure hiding spot.
Damn it!
Oh, my God!
You should not be in this casino...
I go into the dong-off machine, take up volleyball
Fantastic Maps Square Rigger
That is super rude, and don't say "dong"...
All right, Fine. Stop at the door.
We just need someone who can shadow them
The Louvre.
I got it.
You and I gotta stop going on these awful missions.
Your pants are too slippery!
Jeez! Too much.
Fine!
De Luca played you, Rayna.
Fuck! I don't give a shit what your name is.
Oh, wow. We're going with that now, are we, Amber Valentine?
Your hand is way up in there.
How are you doing this in heels?
Okay. We got this.
What a stupid fucking retarded toast.
(MAN GROANS)
(WOMAN YELLING)
They said you would no longer be needing one.
Bodyguard? You? Please.
Oh.
Susan Cooper...
You don't have to do this.
in order to save this man's life?
Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band.
I know, because I ingested them all at once...
Thunder Cunt
Go!
to keep a better eye on you now.
♪ The lawnmower ♪
- (GROANS) - SUSAN: God! (GROANS)
and get the weapon back if we do this right.
because I fear if I stare
Let's just say there's some people
You go make some friends, and stop stalking me!
SUSAN: Sounds good, Ford.
the sprinkler heads with the mower.
Yeah, we release a gas in the club...
You're being very loud.
I am, because you play it too safe.
I need backup! I lost my gun in the club!
I don't know. She slipped off me.
I just have to cover those eyes.
He's gone all sorts of rogue.
Did you take your medicine?
Pull back, Fine. This is too easy.
Okay.
and it can't stop looking at me.
Don't!
I know who all your active agents are.
Oh, yeah.
So that's blood on my hands, really...
(SIGHS) They'll give him a talking-to.
What?
Now grab some tissues,
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
You look absolutely stunning tonight here, darling.
"And because of my admiration, I shall now take my shirt off..."
Susan.
A doctor once said to me I have the muscle capacity of an infant.
Exquisite.
You sucker! No.
I told you this morning,
Oh!
Where there's no wrong or right.
Jesus. Rayna, did you invite the entire agency here...
(GUNSHOTS)
(GROANS)
What?
Watch the road!
No, I'm only joking.
Yeah, I have children.
to get that nuke to New York in time
But sorry, Rayna, show's over.
It's Susan. She's sending a code.
You should have worn coarser pants.
because what the fuck?
Oh, God. Not now, Aldo.
Do you know what? I'm glad you said that to Fine.
I can't seem to stop looking at it...
I don't know. I guess you don't seem so awkward.
It's just I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction.
SUSAN: (ON COMPUTER) Stupid gun!
What are you looking at?
Give me your coat.