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The Honorable Shame Wizard Presiding…
Over here is the grey area,
[evil laughter]
I've literally been peeing through this entire conversation.
This one's Jay."
-[pc beeps] -I love you.
-Because I'm a creep, okay? -Oh, yes.
[narrator on TV] And so the two birds begin to fuck.
Like screwing a stranger at a minor league baseball game.
-What? [chuckles] -I'm joking. Come on! [laughs]
Bye.
Hey, Mom? Have you ever done something that you, you know, regretted?
I'm out!
That's why I pay synagogue dues.
No, I just wrap her up in tortillas and put her to bed.
Oh, God.
What are you gonna do?
-That's just my little sister Tanya. -Sleepover.
I just want to talk to you, Rabbi, about how I feel ashamed of who I am.
What a jerk. [sighs deeply]
-Who are you? -Who, I?
[wind whooshes]
People are masturbating in the parking spaces now?
Yeah, we don't have Netflix.
about going on Fish Tank,
No, that's a half truth!
BOYFRIEND
-Uh, that's it? -That's it.
[grunts]
No!
I don't know.
Why don't you shut your fucking mustache, you piece of shit.
-Fuck all these fucking fucks! -What if I get caught?
-[crowd gasps] -[man] Jerked off?
It's funny you ask,
Hey, girls. How's it... going?
this beta male as a potential mate.
-Mom, just say Parmesan. -You're not Carmela Soprano.
[he comes and grunts]
Nick is right. Even if a guy likes me,
[hawk screeching]
Come on. Did you see the wedgie she had?
Sleepover.
-Congratulations. -[exclaims]
[air hisses]
Yes, Andrew, and I've been waiting for you.
-[gasps] -Oh dear God!