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-Wow! Nick! Look at that jacket. -You like it?
-I'll come watch with you. -Right on.
This will vibrate when Gina's ready to be more than friends.
-D's here. -Cool jacket.
should park on the street like a common criminal?
-It's going to be fine. -[Shame Wizard] No, it's not.
Thank goodness. I made it.
-[birds chirping] -[crow caws]
[Andrew] Okay, calm down, Andrew.
-You have no upper body strength. -[Andrew grunts]
No, I made in the crate.
My dad wasn't around, but I'm just wanna be that guy.
-Ha-ha. That's funny. -Right?
-Bye-bye, Coach Steve. -Bye-bye, Mrs. Jay's Mom-Mom.
Oh, right. So you can study her big boobs?
It never vibrates.
we've heard but a fraction of the many wretched things you've done
[exclaiming]
-[sighs] -[door opens]
It's Steve. Mr. Coach Steve-Steve.
but I know that her wet naked body was against it.
Vamos a estudiar in el cuarto, Abuela.
Oh, my God.
Can't win. Go again.
or I could just give you my password for--
-Is this how men feel? -All the time!
Where'd you get that?
[clears throat]
It mostly just smells like chlorine,
You should take a whiff.
Of course. Please.
And not a great guy at all.
Oh, right. Yeah, I've got a study date with Gina.
It's okay. It's not real.
-Nick! Over here! Alley-oop! -[Nick grunts]
Okay, she's a three-dimensional person, Jessi.
Whatever you did, don't ever tell me.
FUCK ZONE
and we didn't do any of our workbook.
and say we got it from a shelter.
-Holy fucking shit! What do I do? -Finish.
I have seen many good people do terrible things,
[chuckles] That's something moms do, right?