The Clampetts in Court - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E32]

Well, that's quite a story you told, Mr. Clampett.

There has not been one shred of evidence or testimony supporting the allegation that my clients backed into the defendants.

Are you represented by counsel?

This court finds for the defendant.

Why would the Johnsons haul off and say we'd done something that we didn't?

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

What is it, Angel?

And then we drove on home, and that's the last we seen of the Johnsons, till somebody come to the house and told us to come down here to the courtroom.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

That old geezer's worth $35 million.

Your Honor, I object!

You may cross-examine.

I'll do it, kid.

Do you, to this day, frequently carry a gun?

Your Honor, these developments surprised me as they did you.

You're used to carrying a gun, aren't you?

Well, thank you, but I didn't do nothing to earn no $100.

You are the folks who caused these injuries to the Johnsons.

Step down.

Although we've been married for 20 years, Mrs. Johnson and I are still very affectionate.

Oh, no, sir.

Well, maybe they's fibbing to get the money.

Not to your car, but you could have bent our bumper!

This is a complaint, Mr. Clampett.

Shut up and act.