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No, there will be no memories.
into your rectum.
I mean, kind of friends...
- You're Cristina, right? - [Man] Patton, Monroe...
What never happened? You sleeping with me,
[George] I thought the Nazi would be a guy.
Get out of the way. Pansy-ass idiot.
- He wasn't talking about you. - Are you sure?
I can't even say it. I don't know what it is.
I twisted my ankle in talent rehearsal.
Good morning.
for those strings before she bleeds to death.
You can't comment, make a face or react in any way.
Katie Bryce, 3604?
You know what? I don't care.
- Scalpel. - Scalpel.
when I was taking her history, but she did fall.
She's lucky she's still breathing.
She may not have pneumonia, you know.
They say a person either has what it takes to play
Geriatrics is for freaks who live with their mothers and never have sex.
Katie competes in beauty pageants.
Tony's gonna sail through it.
I've never done one.
I've got this kid, Katie Bryce.
She's the on-call resident.
The only one that can keep a promise like that is God,
Rule four: The dying patient better not be dead when I get there.
What about an aneurysm?
If we're gonna save Katie's life, do it soon.
- He's not your guy. - He's my guy, all right.
[Mother] What kind of operation?
[Chuckles]
I know that, but we have to save her life anyway.
I'm sorry. I get mean when I 'm tired.
- Eat. - I can't.
with the vain hope that it wakes up my brain.
I'm Alex. I'm with Jeremy. You're with the Nazi, right?
[Pager beeping]
- What? - Katie's parents have questions.
A large-bore IV. Don't let the blood hemolyze. Let's go!
Don't page me again.