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I know I give you a lot of stuff, dad,
Come on, open it.
I'm shy
Where's Slava?
Airport Ramada, right?
Cut, stop the music!
You knocked over your drink, honey.
Wow.
That's one ride I would've loved to have been along on.
I got distracted this year by things.
Go ahead.
Plus, the scooter is ready, but you're gonna have to pick it up.
What do you mean?
He's ready.
A couple hundred mil.
Oh, my God.
You look like maybe someone, I don't know...
So shut the fuck up about it.
Mmm.
Motherfuckr!
Thanks, honey.
I'll be right back.
and he gave the good ones toys.
We're just opening our presents.
Oh...!
last time you were here.
Alright, great.
Yeah...
Sit down.
against livery drivers.
In the end, fuck Santa Claus.
It's not bad, better than last year.
Nice.
Well, don't.
A new joint just opened on 46th,
Put your hands up, put your hands up!
I'm sorry.
What, are you, Mr. Sensitive over here?
Your wife, her ass may be improved Artie, but--
You're home early.
Yeah...
I call it stressmas.
Don't try to deny it.
That's all the time you need.
What is it?
Now you’re going on Santa’s list and ya getting nothing!
Who gives a shit?
Merry Christmas.
On her own? She paid for it?
Yeah?
I'm sorry.
you can help me with.
I mean, Santa.
You know, he didn't go to school,
he's a friend of Svetlana Kirilenko,
No, we're making a demo,