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We gonna go see your boat?
I can't.
Janice is insisting on cooking Christmas dinner this year.
5,000 bucks a week and no way off.
Next week, Simpson faces another challenge,
I don't have kids.
Since you don't dwell on this shit.
Next, the blind will see And the lame will walk
"his blood cleans every stain"?
that happened years ago.
and old man Satriale put a bullet in his own head,
how he wasn't himself.
We're at one of our favorite junctures.
injuries from broken glass.
Oh, high level.
He's into me for 100 large on college basketball.
Well, he's shunned on his golf course now.
you thought she was gonna look like a krull?
this time of the year.
Hey, you guys, come on in.
And the Percodans aren't even working anymore.
Merry Christmas.
C'mon, next one in line!
this problem
Oh, it's as cold as your sister's tit out there.
Who?
I figured you'd take his side.
I loved that cocksucker like a brother
That psychic told you those guys were haunting you.
We should've known, right then,
Well, I was feeling good,
I didn't think you were gonna get me anything.
The fuck is wrong with you?
Get the fuck outta here.
Corrado.
I had a fucking lamp down here, but Meadow took it to school.
She's not one of those girls.
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
You better have a good excuse for why you're still alive.
This motherfucker's mine.
I'm sorry.
I was the monogamy poster boy, swear to God.
Go see Santa,
I'm shy
This is so beautiful, Jackie,
he made a great Santa Claus.
Wow.
Michelle likes "ice."
C'mon, you fuck!
Enough of this shit, put up the fuckin' decorations.
No, I can't do that.
You tell me what it is, I'll tell you if I can help.
Tell me about it.
I saw it in the box.
this way I don't have to go on that fuckin' cruise.
And Matt and Kevin right behind her--
Now Ralphie's holding up the contractor for more money.