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JUST TO KEEP IT CLEAR?
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
And now...
NOW MY BABY'S GONE AWAY
CLASSIFIED INFORMATION?
AH, ELEVENSES!
( chaoticpounding, crashing andyelling )
Oh, intercourse the penguin
RULE ONE: NO POOFTAHS.
MICHAEL BALDWIN, THIS IS BRUCE.
ARE YOU A POOFTAH?
NO, BUT PENGUINS DO.
NO, IT'S MICHAEL.
( tires squeal )
AND MURDER IS A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS!
( laughter )
I MEANT WHAT PROGRAM!
STAMPED ON IT.
Pourquoi ?
( bellowing )
Men: HELLO, DOLLY...
WE... SMASH... SMASH!
MY NAME IS SPELLED "LUXURY YACHT"
THE DEPARTURE OF FLIGHT ONE TO OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY.
THIS HERE'S THE WATTLE--
IS YOUR NAME NOT BRUCE THEN
YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE YOUR MIND UP STRAIGHT AWAY
O LORD, WE BESEECH THEE, HAVE MERCY ON OUR FACULTY, AMEN.
OH, YES, MAN, MONACO'S WON DE BIG PRIZE, BWANA.
( chaotic banging and screaming continue )
MR. NORMAN ST. JOHN POLEVAULTER
BEFORE WE START, THOUGH
( music begins )
IN THE EVENT OF A BREACH OF A PEACE OF ANY KIND
Man: KEEP LOW, KEEP DOWN, DON'T LAG BEHIND.
( blows whistle )
( laughter )
AND NOT AT ALL STUCK-UP.
IF THERE'S ANYONE WATCHING.
OR YOU CAN HOLD IT IN YER HAND, AMEN.
UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLIBAH-TREE...
WHEN I'M SAD