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Women really can be anything except president or late-night hosts.
First of all, that'd be a great T-shirt for a medical examiner on her day off.
Did you know he made a bunch of shoes once during a cocaine bender?
No.
I have a misprogrammed Teddy Ruxpin that does that.
If I'm not mistaken, today is the 15th.
for who are you to judge your neighbor?"
A bunch of late-'90s car alarms?
That was very funny, by the way.
See, Titus, Reuben also doesn't have a girlfriend,
Lillian Kaushtupper.
Whoa, comfy, huh?
Whoomp, there it is!
- And you people... - Huh?
I finally get the title to the movie Face/Off!
We suck!
I dated a guy who had a pet bird named Jeter.
Lillian!
-I took it from a rich white lady. -Okay, thank you very much.
Feel the Spirit, Brother Titus.
--Deirdre!
-I haven't heard of them. -Uh, hang on, toots.
Noice! What's Good Friday?
Amen.
Like Miss Clara,
Ugh.
No. Not cute ducks.
was me!
He's real.
Oh, I know all about you.
Girl, read the text!
Two can play at this game.
and it freaked him out.
And also, they stabbed him and made him drink vinegar and laughed at him.
Well, I also know things.
You use this as an excuse to act like phonies and crumb-bums.
But what's that that the old folks used to say?
Aww.
But no fur.
You know, gussy up the old head flaps.
but it just fwoomped right back.
Safe like home base in Capture the Flag.