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Oh, for Pete's sake. This again?
Hammer beats worms every time
Don't they know I can reassemble those doughnuts?
Not long after I moved to New York,
I'm just worried.
And we'll do some makeup, and we'll straighten that hair.
Whatever.
White lady!
-- Hey.
Oh. Who are we to judge, right?
And I have to see her and all the others like her every day.
I got to do better.
He invited me to the ballet, but I didn't realize that.
Deirdre Robespierre. I'm Head Mom at St. Clotilde's.
He's single?
Toldja!
There's no greater good than sacrificing yourself for other people.
Maybe they'd eat the spiders that are eating all the birds.
Wonderful!
Ain't no way Morgan Fairchild is shopping there.
There was no robbery. I shot myself.
They gossip and put other people down so they can feel superior.
We're here to ask Jesus!
Back then, you thought those people were better than you.
And this afternoon, Miss Clara and I are helping clothe the poor.
Hmm.
It's like Pastor Denise said.
I couldn't possibly accept something so beautiful.
And now, friends, we've come to the time
who stole that brooch from the clothing drive.
You're asking the wrong Cumberbitch.
What are you talking about?
- Mm. - Yeah.
The music, the stories, the hats!
She is a snake in the grass!
Like Space Jam!
Everything happens for a reason.
We've gotta tell on her before she tells on you.
And if Jesus was here, he'd be all, "I should've stuck with carpentry!"
Look, honey.
Titus Apollonia Andromedon.
He's... a nerd?
Now you know they suck just as much as you do.