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When we greeted our neighbors, I hugged three new people.
-Popeyes or Church's? -Please. Waffle House.
or inner beauty.
Obviously. So what?
Listen, honey, I believe you know my nephew, Reuben?
'cause someone tied your hair to the crank.
What happens to all this when I take a shower?
Blast
Kimmy.
Hi. I'm Kimmy.
Okay.
Why are you on the ground like a ground person?
'Cause we're not here to ask Jeeves.
-and touched Moses' feet with it"? -What?
We’re not here to ask Jeeves. We're here to ask Jesus!
At school pickups, Easter egg hunts,
- Miss Clara. - All right, honey.
But first, off to the hat store.
We all are, praise Jesus.
Well, my 18-hour bra busted out about four hours ago,
And there's more. I'm from South Dakota.
I humbled myself and joined the saddest
if you put on one of mine.
I couldn't sleep last night.
And what a handsome boyfriend he is.
Amen!
I'll be there for pickup. Buckley's father is dropping him off.
I didn't know you had a sister.
Which is better than somewhere else.
It's after two? I'll be late to pick up Buckley.
Oh.
The boy has no father. It's a sad story.
What? Dang it, she took my phone.
Oh!
You're a much older lady with a hammer.
You could be spending a lot of time with them in court after he dies.
if she gets me kicked out of the congregation before I get the chance?
I'll go down there tomorrow after my talk at the Whitney.
that Jesus would lay down his life for all of us?
I wasn't at a wedding last weekend.
I haven't been to church since I was 12 years old.
We're on our way to kick a little old lady out of church